Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Masters Preview 2015

2015 Masters Preview



The Masters has arrived!  Only time will tell who will be slipping on the green jacket Sunday night, but we are in for a great 4 days of golf.  I hope you enjoy the preview.

The Seniors

As we all know there are some players this week who are mostly ceremonial, some that are hopelessly out of it and some that still have some game but spend most of their time on the senior tour.

“Gentle” Ben Crenshaw- This is it for Gentle Ben.  After 43 appearances and two green jackets Ben has decided to hang it up.  I will never forget his triumph in 1995 and the fall over victory celebration he had after the final putt was holed.  It was an amazing tribute to his friend Harvey Penick.  Even the great Roger Federer hasn’t perfected the crumble on the floor victory celebration like Ben did 22 years ago.  Considering the better of his two scores last year was an 83, I don’t think anyone is going to be saying he left too soon.

Tom Watson- Tom is clearly an agent of change.  He guided our American Ryder Cup to an embarrassing loss last fall, didn’t listen to another soul on how things should be run and caused Phil to throw a hissy fit in order to force some changes we need to make if the Ryder Cup will ever reside stateside again.  You have to appreciate Tom’s ability to see the forest from the trees.  Sure he could have tried to win the Ryder Cup, but would we have ended up with a committee and Davis Love III as captain again?  Clearly the committee has proven their worth, the captain they have chosen is proven.  Unfortunately for the committee, there isn’t a person from America who has captained our team to three international victories in a very similar format to the Ryder Cup.    

Ian Woosnam- In the last 13 years the wee Welshman has made the cut at The Masters once.  The lengthening of the course has not helped people under 5’ 5”.

Jose Maria Olazabal- Does it feel like Jose Maria is older than 49?  He picked up his second green jacket 16 years ago at 33.  A year younger than Bubba was when he picked up his first green jacket. Why do the Spaniards in golf age at a more rapid rate?  Assuming they don’t do crazy range stretching like Miguel. 

Sandy Lyle- Sandy had a fine year on the golf course with a victory at the World Hickory Open.  The World Hickory Open may not be as familiar as the US Open, PGA, Open Championship or a pga stop that hasn’t changed sponsors recently, but The World Hickory Open is more unique than any of those events.  Held in Scotland, the World Hickory Open must be played with all clubs made prior to 1935.  Sandy had a blistering 69 on the second and final day of the competition to pull out a 3 shot victory.  The trouble for Sandy is all the golfers this week will be playing with clubs made in this century.

Fred Couples- This one hurts.  As much as I hate to put Fred in the same category as these washed up players, reality has to play some part in my picks.  Frederick is now 55 years old, when even the best seem to hit a wall.  He has only played in four tournaments so far this year, with only a 3rd place finish in January to write home about.  We can dream and pray that Fred has it together this week, but even that will result in heartache.  Many times over the last ten years Fred has been in the hunt when the weekend began.  Each time the tournament slowly slipped out of his grasp.  It usually starts with a three putt caused by a very poor effort on a four footer coming nowhere close, then a fanned shot leading the another bogey or double (especially on 12) a few more bogeys coming in and he is out of it.  At that point we only have only Bloomin’ Boom Booms to help us cope.


Bernhard Langer- Weekend at Bernies is still pretty fired up about the long putter rule.  He seems to be the golfer most upset about it publicly.  I cant blame him there since he has putted with a long wand for most of the last 25 years.  Fortunately, by the time the rule comes in, he will be 58 and living on easy street somewhere in Florida, probably The Villages.

Mike “The Queer Weir- Just about two years ago, The Queer was ranked 1,547th in the world.  He has since climbed up to 361st.  Of course, when you go that low anything good that happens helps you move up a lot.  Despite about 5 years of results otherwise, Mike insists his game is in fine shape, but he cant play correctly because his elbow is so hurt he cant straighten it out.  I don’t know if this is the reason he cant play, or it is an excuse for why he cant play, but either way he cant play.  The queer is 44 years old this year.  So we should only have 25 or so more years of him playing at The Masters. 

Darren Clarke- Like many males in the world, Darren has chosen to grow out a beard.  I take this as a sign of retirement from the day to day grind of professional golf.  Instead of being concerned about himself, Darren is preparing to lead the Europeans against the Americans in the 2016 Ryder Cup.  Thus, he has said what he wants to see happen at this year’s Masters is Rory winning the career grand slam.  

Larry Mize- Last summer, my wife and my parents had the great pleasure of attending a wedding in Lexington, Kentucky.  The wedding happened to be the weekend of the U.S. Open.  Fortunately, my dad’s car has the SiriusXM PGA Tour radio channel so we didn’t have to miss a shot as we drove down. My dad and I thought this was a fantastic way to spend three hours as we made our way down to the land of the bluegrass.  By the time we hit Cincinnati even I thought it might not be a great idea, as golf on the radio is pretty boring.  Since I was driving I was getting worried about falling asleep as we drove.  Fortunately, we made it safely to Lexington and saw the happy couple get married.  Unfortuantely, a group in a similar situation may not survive.  SiriusXM has ramped up how boring the coverage can be by putting Larry on the radio.  Do not drive on Wednesday nights.    

Vijay Singh- As you may recall back when Ray Lewis miraculously recovered from a torn muscle recovering so quickly he gave the credit to miracle healing power of Deer Antler Spray.  As the world learned about Deer Antler spray Vijay admitted he was a user.  He was suspended by the tour and then he sued them back.  Well Vijay’s lawsuit has been creeping along as lawsuits do, but it seems to have reached the deposition/discovery phase of the event.  It might lead us to the most interesting word about the PGA Tour drug testing policy we have yet.

As far as golf goes, Vijay’s game is the same as it has been for his whole career.  He is still a good ball striker and a bad putter. 

Mark O’Meara- Turn back the clock, Tiger and Mark are best pals again.  On Sunday Mark said he hadn’t spoken to Tiger in a few years, but with the warm and friendly Tiger he is back in the picture and we are back to living in 1998. 

Trevor Immelman- The 579th ranked golfer in the world hasn’t made a cut yet this year.  As I was looking to see what he has been up to I noticed he has put his house at Lake Nona for about $2M.  My first thought was wow he must have to scale back.  Turns out he has bought a house in Isleworth for $3M.  Top level pro golf is a lucrative profession.

Steve Stricker- Last year as he was partially retired Stricker had a phenomenal year.  In fact, he played so well it seemed like he ended up playing more than he wanted.  Unfortunately, like many retirees he had to get back surgery at the end of 2014.  So this year he has really stepped up his retirement.  He will be making his debut at Augusta. If you have always been dreaming of seeing Steve Stricker at the Masters get up now and start driving.  This will more than likely be the last time he plays at Augusta.

Amateurs

Gunn Yang- You have to like a name like Gunn- Mr. Yang is a South Korean who matriculated to San Diego State.  Last spring his golf coach at San Diego State decided to pull his scholarship.  In the revisionist history of the coach, this was done to motivate Gunn, but what is he going to say after he wins the US Am?   Either way, the motivational tactic/dropping paid off and Gunn is playing this week.  As a thank you to his coach, Gunn has taken a leave of absence from college.

Antonio Murdaca- Antonio got into the Masters by winning the Asia Pacific Amateur held at Royal Melbourne in October.  Antonio is another young, good Australian golfer.  In his preparation for this week he has spent a lot of time on a plane.  He flew to Augusta in the beginning of March for a week.  Flew to Australia where he dominated in the South Australia amateur and then flew back to Augusta.  Will all this flying around the globe hurt?  I cant see it helping.

Bradley Neil- The 19 year old hailing from Blairgowrie and Rattray United Kingdam is the British Amateur champion.  In the 40 years since they began playing, zero British Amateur champions have made the cut at Augusta.


Corey Conners- Mr. Conners was the runner-up in the U.S. Amateur last year to earn his way into The Masters.  He is a proud graduate of Kent State where he got a degree in actuarial math this year.  When he was a young man learning the game in Canada, Corey met Moe Norman who gave him a driver and a piece of great advice as Corey told him he needed to get to swimming practice.  Moe told him, “There’s no money in swimming.  There’s no money in swimming.  Golf’s where the money is.”  You can even win Olympic medals in golf now too.

Matias Dominguez- Hailing from Chile, Matias will be playing at Augusta thanks to his victory in the Latin Amateur Championship.  He is also currently the fourth best player on his college team, Texas Tech.    

Scott Harvey- Scott, the reigning mid-amateur champion, is probably the only player in the field who has a job outside of golf.  He resides in Greensboro, NC where he works as property manager.  I am sure his tenants will enjoy hearing about his trip the Masters, but being around for the weekend will be a stretch.

Byron Meth- Byron attends Pacific University where he learned the game from Michael Olowakandi.  He is also the last ever champion of the US Public Links.  His last name is also quite unfortunate coming on the heals of the end of Breaking Bad. 


The Rookies


The guys who have played more than one Masters, especially who are playing their 2nd or 3rd, repeatedly say their first year they were in awe of the course and tournament and they will be better in their next year.  Of course, it is easy to see this in hindsight that you were overwhelmed.  That said, I am sure some of these guys are going to do well.  Last year Spieth was a rookie and he almost won.  Someday a rookie will at Augusta again, but it wont be this year.



Brian Harman- The first time I ever heard of Brian Harman was at the 2005 Walker Cup.  He was the youngest Walker Cupper of all time.  Now at the ripe old age of 28 he makes his debut at the Masters.  Unfortunately, he comes into the event having missed four cuts in a row. 

Brooks Koepka- Officer Koepka has taken a path from Florida State to the European minor league tour, to the PGA tour and now finally here.  He has won in all of those places so far and a victory at The Masters someday would surprise no one.  Unfortunately, he is injured right now.  If it were not Masters week he wouldn’t be playing.  I expect big things from him this year, but not this week.

Morgan Hoffman- Oklahoma State is a golf factory that was built by a man named Mike Holder.  A lot of the things that are now what most tour pros do started at Oklahoma State.  These include exercising, dieting, avoiding the bars, not smiling or showing emotion, taking it one shot at a time, sticking to the game plan, aggressive swings to conservative lines,   and probably many other things cause 75% of the golfers to be boring.  I have seen Morgan on tv a few times and witnessed him in action at US Open qualifiers a few times so I feel I am very qualified to make this assessment, Morgan is the manifestation of all this.  If you don’t know much about Morgan, imagine Hunter Mahan with a little less personality.

Airnban Lahiri- Way back in the early days of the previews there would be about 4 golfers who somehow were in the Masters despite them playing almost all their golf in Asia.  Fortunately, the powers that be, Hootie Johnson, Billy Payne, Bill Gates, etc got a copy of this preview resolved most of the issue.  Unfortunately this guy has been renting apartments all over asia racking up world ranking points. He is currently the 34th ranked player in the world, mostly due to dominating on the Asian tour this winter, but he also moved up 3 spots in the world rankings after missing the cut at the Shell Houston Open this year.  This isn’t Airbnb’s fault, he didn’t design the World Rankings, but it needs to be pointed out.  Hopefully Condi Rice will see this and get on solving this problem. 

Bernd Wiesberger- The final round of the PGA last year might have been the most exciting round of golf last year.  Bernd had the best seat in the house as he got to play with Rory in the final group.  However, Bernd was a mere spectator as Rory, Rickie and Phil battled down the stretch.  The final hole was a little confusing with Rory playing through Phil and Rickie and no one knew what was happening.  One thing I recall was the PGA just giving Bernd a par on 18 and telling him to pick up so they could crown Rory before the light ran out.

James Hahn- He won at Riviera to get in this week, and then had a child a week later.  So he is having a great year.  Since the win/birth he has only played in one tournament where one of his rounds was an 80.

Danny Willett- Danny attributes his good play to learning to tame the chimp in his head.  Since this is a problem we could all have I checked it out and found he was able to tame the pesky chimp by working with a gentlemen named Dr. Steve Peters, who wrote a book called The Chimp Paradox. 

Brendon Todd- Brendon was the college roommate of Chris Kirk.  Apparently they are an odd couple type, with Chris Kirk being the Oscar and Brendon being the Felix.  For the younger readers, or the readers who watched basketball, Oscar is the Matthew Perry of the new sitcom on CBS.

Cameron Tringale- At this point in his career Cameron is best known as Richard Fowler’s roommate, but he is making a name for himself outside of the orange highlighter.  At last year’s Memorial Tournament Mr. Trinagale picked up random people and drove them to their car.  I can him a lot of credit for this.  If I had a player pass I would be going nowhere near the traffic for laymen.  He must like sitting at 4 way stops.

Seung-Yul Noh- Dr. Noh appears to be about 12 but he is actually 23.  After turning pro at 16 years old he has been making money on various tours.  As a big fan of South Korea and the growing number of South Koreans I may need to invest in Rosetta Stone for Korean.  Unfortunately since that is not in the cards anytime soon, I will continue to be unable to read the tweets from Dr. Noh. 



Robery Streb- One thing you don’t see much these days are people calling themselves Bob.  There are people who get called that but not by choice.  In an interview she did after Robert won at The McGladrey Classic, Robert’s wife seemed to go out of her way to call this character Robert.  Are Bob’s disappearing?  See for yourself- This graph shows the percentage of people named Bob in America.  This is a concern.






Shane Lowry- Shane has been playing good this year.  He missed the cut at Bay Hill but it seemed he was pleased about that so he could watch Ireland in the Rugby championships.    

Erik Compton- I am sure many of you know the Eric Compton story, but for those of you who don’t it is truly remarkable.  I am certainly not the writer to say it eloquently, but he is a guy everyone should be cheering for this week and every week.  If you don’t know the story, stop reading this nonsense and read this story about Erik. 

http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/erik-compton-151-his-third-heart-151-has-shown-more-mettle-anyone-game

Ben Martin- Ben is not technically a rookie at the Masters.  He played in the 2010 Masters after he was the runner-up in the 2009 US Amateur.  He is a Clemson grad and seems like a good Southern boy.  He just got married to girl from Winston-Salem whose father is the fourth generation first and middle name Christopher Columbus.   

Mikko Ilonen- Rhymes with Me-So, like the soup- Like our friend Ben Martin, Mikko made his debut in the Masters as a result of good play as an amateur.  He was one of the 40 British Amateur Champions to miss the cut at Augusta.  But on the strength of defeating Steely Stenson in the World Match Play Championship, not to be confused with the Aceenture Match Play Championship, he finished 2014 as the 47th ranked golfer in the world and he is back to Augusta.  He has since dropped to 62nd so he needs to get it going or it will be another long 14 year wait.


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The Feline- Tiger Woods- We could probably write a preview twice as long to discuss the feline, and I am sure you can find that online.  But two thoughts- when he was been sitting out for the last two months I kept forgetting that he wasn’t sitting out because he was hurt, but because he was terrible at golf and couldn’t chip.  It seems impossible that he had to sit out for two months because he couldn’t chip the ball onto the green, but that is where he was.  The second thing, he has returned this week and is all smiles, hugs and sunshine.  He has rekindled his friendship with Mark O’Meara, is playing the par 3 contest, and is not being the total jerk we have come to love.  It makes me ask so many questions but especially, has he been in therapy?  Is he on anti-depressants?  I don’t see this week going well, but I doubt even Tiger knows.

Injured

Kevin Stadler- Kevin hasn’t played since the tour was in Hawaii, which was back in January for those of you unfamiliar with the schedule.  There seems to be no news on whether or not he is recovered, but he has a tee time so I am guessing he is going to give it a go.

Marc Leishman- Unfortunately, Marc’s wife is sick with what sounds like a fairly serious case of pneumonia.  It sounds like he wont play, but hopefully he will because his wife gets better.

Update: Leishman has withdrawn, in case you were wondering where he went.

Victor Dubuisson- After making his splash last year with his hands of gold, it is Victor’s shoulder making the news this year.  He has only played in three tournaments so far this year and withdrew from the last one at Doral.  Victor has the kind of game that could help him win at Augusta, but not this year.

Struggling/Poor Track Record
There will only be one winner and about 50 guys making the cut.  We cant take everyone.


Geoff Ogilvy- If you don’t watch Buckeye basketball you might not get this, but Ogilvy really reminds me of Marc Loving.  His attitude seems to tilt somewhere on the line of mild disinterest to totally disinterested.  He spends 90% of the time moping around, playing poorly and then suddenly, out of nowhere something good will happen (or Phil will double the last hole).   Currently Geoff seems to be playing like the post suspension Loving. 

Graeme McDowell- I have a theory based on current trends that eventually all we will do is sit around drink craft beer and wear custom tee shirts with clever sayings on them.  It recently occurred to me that we will also be doing all of this while living in downtown Columbus. 

Fortunately, one of the choices of beer we will be able to drink has come from the kitchen of Graeme McDowell with his new beer called GolfBeer.  Right now they have Freddie Jacobson, Graeme McDowell and Keegan Bradley flavors. 

Camilo Villegas- Camilo had a win in Greensboro to get in this week, but since then he has been back to his solid but nothing special golf. I look for this to continue this week. 

Padraig Harrington- I am a big fan of Paddy and love his approach of tinkering, changing things and trying to improve.  However, I don’t think it has helped him on the golf course in the last 5 years.  However, he has a different way of looking and thinking about golf and life.  I recommend you check out all the Feherty shows, but one in particular to see is Paddys.  In his last 10 starts he has won twice and finished outside of the top 50 the other 8 times. 

Kevin “The Man of Streel” Streelman-The man of streel, the only Dukie in the field has been dancing up a storm this week celebrating the big win national championship by the rent-a-players from Duke.  That said, the officiating in the whole tournament was pretty awful.  What makes me the most upset with the officials is they make a ton of bad calls, but they are so sure and cant be reasoned with at all.  Where is the accountability?  Also, why don’t the players complain about them after the game?  I know the nba players and all coaches get fined, but what if some sophomore from Wisky just went on a rant?  Suspension?  Anyway,Deal with it Bo.


Ben Crane- Ben seems to be the resident tour comedian/guy to go to for viral videos.  I am hoping he picks up Mr. Bubbly, Tiger, for his next shoot.

John Senden- It has been a rough year so far for John.  He has played poorly and missed a bunch of cuts, and finished 83rd, which is difficult to do in a full field tournament.

Luke Donald- The former #1 seems to have found his level at just about #50 in the world.  IT hasn’t been a great year for Luke so far.  He has missed the cut in three of the seven tournaments he has played in, finished outside the top 50 in 3 and finished 7th at the Honda Classic.  However, even the 7th is a bit misleading.  He hit a tee shot on a hole and got the result that can only happen in Florida.  It hit a house that was about 5 yards from the edge of the course and then bounced back into the fairway.  http://www.pga.com/news/golf-buzz/video-luke-donalds-tee-shot-hits-house-finds-fairway

Keegan Bradley- As you may have heard if you have been watching the news recently Tom Brady went to the Bahamas and jumped off a cliff.  He was okay and put the video on spacebook for all the world to see.  Patriots fans flipped out.  What was slightly less known but much more important was a basketball game was played in the Bahamas with His Airness himself, Tom Brady, Keegan Bradley and three random people.  Why this happened I have no idea, but it did.  See for yourself: https://instagram.com/p/0yasCKg0GH/ I don’t remember reading about Jack playing hoops with the Big O just before the Masters in the 60s, but maybe he did.


Thomas Bjørn- If you have been following the golf landscape the last 15 years you have seen that the World Golf Championships have been a big boon for the top 50 or so golfers in the world.  Four times a year they hold these no cut events.  The winner gets a very large check, but that happens at every tournament.  The big difference is for the players who usually would get cut.  They also pick up a nice big check.  Thomas really took this perk to the extreme this year at Doral.  He showed up, played 8 holes at 3 over, hit his tee shot in the water on the ninth hole and walked off the course.  He then stopped at the pro shop and picked up a check for $42K thanks to his last place finish and called it a day. 

Ian Poultry- Mr. Poultry reminds me of the famous San Diego Chicken.  There is a lot of clucking around, foolish gimmicks, fancy cars, spikey haircuts, but in the end he is merely a sideshow.






Charl Schwartzel- Last year Charl fooled me because he was having a lot of high finishea prior to the Masters.  This year I have learned.  Charl has been playing quite well in his native continent Africa.  He has also played decent in the nearby continent called Europe.  Where he hasn’t played well is in America.  Sadly for Charl, barring a surprising last minute change this golf tournament will be held in the greatest country in the world.

Jason Dufner- I was expecting a big comeback year for the Duff, but it hasn’t started out particularly well and now we have this divorce situation.  There has been a lot of sympathy on the internet for Dufner because his wife Amanda was/is better looking than him, by far.  But fear not internet, if Dufner is interested in finding another good looking lady he will have no trouble because even after the $2.5M payment to Amanda he is rich and he is famous.  Further, there will be more golfers with good looking wives and girlfriends to be seen on the internet..   

Joost Luiten- Joost has a phenomenal new website where you can find all the news you could ever want on Joost.  Even better you can subscribe to get the Joost newsletter.  I don’t think I am a big enough Joost fan to sign up for this, but I am sure his close friends and family enjoy the updates. 

However, I have a Fred Couples google alert set up and I get an email almost every day with the goings on of Freddie.  It is fantastic.


Ernie Els- The Big Easy has hopes of a break through this year, but his putting has always been the problem here and it isn’t getting better with age.

Sergio Garcia- In hindsight, picking the Canary last year was a mistake.  Not a mistake I will make this year or any other year.


Cashing Checks
The top 50 and ties will be around for the weekend.  This will end up being close to 2/3rd of the field

“The Resort”-Sang-Moon Bae- Not since Larry Nelson have we had military service play such a large part in a golfers life as it has for the resort so far this year.  The resort has been summoned to South Korea to serve for two years in the military, as all South Korean men must do to fight off the Northern Koreans from hacking any of their movie studios.  The Resort did not report as he was supposed to and was charged with violating the law.  Strangely, if he doesn’t get this resolved, he will be unable to play in the President’s Cup this year in South Korea.

Hunter Mahan- Move over John Madden, Hunter is the new spokesman for Ace Hardware.  Hunter will be promoting the new in store pick up program.  Tell me if you have ever used a service like this, you can check online and if the item you want is in stock you can drive to the store and pick it up.  Brilliant.

Justin Rose- Rose is just Rose.  He has been playing quite poorly this year but has finished inside the top 25 the last four years at Augusta. 

Branden Grace- Nobody in the field has moved up the World Rankings farther this year than Branden this year.  He has a win in Africa and Qatar this year and another win at the very end of 2014.  Branden is a streaky player so this bodes well for his chances this week. 

“The Jerk” Zach Johnson- My old friend the jerk.  In researching to see what jerky behavior this guy was up to I read two articles at the Cedar Rapids Gazette.  The Jerk clearly had my ip address and wanted to mess with me because I had to complete two questions to read these articles.  The first one was, “Would you like an app that matches your hat and your shirt?” and the second one was “Do you pursue photography as a hobby?”  I told him I would want that app and I am an avid photographer. 

Sadly I learned today that the Jerk’s fortunes may have taken a turn for the positive.  He has switched back to his old trusty see more putter and is thinking of making another run for the green jacket. 


Ryan Palmer- Ryan Palmer is confident he can win this week thanks the added distance he has picked up thanks to dropping weight lifting from his work out routine.  I shudder to think how short I would hit it if I started lifting weights.


Kevin Na- For a guy who doesn’t do much to draw attention to himself and is a pretty good player Kevin seems to have an interesting thing going on a lot of the time.  One year it was the 16 he made, another it his inability to swing the golf club within 5 minutes of standing over it.  This year it is his ugly shirts, which he himself described as a magic eye type of thing.  I clouldnt tell you they really work, because I have never seen what you are supposed to see in one of those things.


                                                   The key to the universe is somewhere in there (Getty Images)




Webb Simpson- For some reason, Webb and the Jungle Cat are the only two golfers I follow on twitter.  Of course Tiger never tweets, but sometimes one of his lackeys sends out a tweet.  Maybe Hugs Tiger will also tweet.  Anyway, Webb does tweet some and based on this here is my guess of his priorities: 1) God 2) Family 3) Drinking Coffee 4) Playing golf with his friends 5) Professional golf.   


Thongchai Jaidee- Earlier this year, Thongchai hit a drive that was measured at 410 yards.  He said it was about 90 yards further than he expected it to be.  It reminds me of when I was on the middle school golf team.  One day we were having practice at Gahanna Municipal with two groups.  The first group had four golfers and the second group had 3 players and one of our coaches.  When the second group came in saying that our coach had hit a 400 yard drive.  The coach was a very nice woman, she was my 5th grade social studies teacher and later became the librarian.  This caused a lot of debate amongst group 1 and group 2, because it is impossible that she actually hit it 400 yards, but group 2 insisted she had.  The debate was never resolved and I am pretty sure she always thought she had it that far. 

Lee Westwood- One fascinating thing about The Masters is most of the players think they have the answer, but all the theories are conflicting. Most of these theories are espoused from players that haven’t won before and the theory matches how they have been playing recently.  This is the case with Lee this week.  He hasn’t been playing very well coming into the week, thus he has been saying form makes no difference and it is all about who knows and plays the course well.  Either way, Lee will keep up his tradition of wearing his sharp UPS golf shirt sans green jacket on Sunday.


Chris Kirk- Making his second appearance at the Masters he is a member of the big Georgia contingency playing this week.  As I mentioned earlier, Chris and Brendon Todd were roommates at Georgia and formed an Odd Couple dynamic, with Chris being the carefree one. On PGA Tour most of the players have a profile with some of their favorite things listed.  My guess is Chris forgot to fill his out and just recapped his prior day.  Chris lists his favorite book as The Broker and other things he likes as Roger Federer and lasagna. I assume the day before he filled out the survey he read The Broker, watched some tennis and had lasagna for dinner.  I haven’t read The Broker, but I agree those other two things are excellent. 


Russell Henley- What do you know, another Georgian.  Russell arrived at Augusta but his golf clubs didn’t thanks to his good friends at United.  As a result he had a day of rest.  For most of us, this is the equivalent of our computer being lost or broken at work.  One thing that is usually entertaining is when the internet goes down at work for a little bit.  Everyone quickly realizes their capacity to get much work done without the internet is limited and suddenly it is, LUNCH TIME!


Charley Hoffman- One year I was at the Memorial and I was watching my dad keep score.  I got into talking to a nice couple who was also watching and they told me they were Charley’s aunt and uncle and they lived in Marion, Ohio.  I have always cheered more for Charley for this reason.
 
Speaking of Marion, for Buckeye fans, on elevenwarriors.com every day they have the Skull Session to get you up to speed on all the Buckeye news of the day.  It is usually written by a gentlemen named DJ Byrnes who is a Marion native.

Matt Every- One thing that seems to have become a thing this year with golfers, or they are discussing now, is their trainers.  It is not a big surprise they all have trainers, but what has surprised me this year is how many have two trainers now.  One trainer is for home and one trainer is for the road.  I don’t know which trainer gets more credit for the win at Bay Hill, but I know Matt got to shake Arnie’s hand.

Paul Casey- The former number 3 is back in the top 50 in the world.  He is playing very well this year.  However, back when he was a top 5 in the world player he didn’t play great at Augusta and I don’t see that changing this week.  

Brandt Snedeker- To me Brandt has the most possibilities to what could happen this week.  He could get hot with the flat stick and win the whole tournament or he could shoot 77-78 and be on his way back to Nashville Friday afternoon.


Billy Horschel- Winning $13.5M in a three week plan is life changing, even for these guys.  It was looking like the post Fed Ex Cup hangover might have set in for this year, but suddenly a 3rd place last week and he is looking like he might be ready to go for 2015.  However, as Billy himself admits the worst part of his game is his short game.  That is not great for him this week. 

Stephen Gallacher- If not for his 81 on Saturday last year at Stephen might have been in the hunt.  So assuming he has realized that breaking 80 all of the days is a key to contending he should be right in the thick of things.

Adam Scott- The broomstick is back!  Making its final trip around Augusta (until rules change again) the broomstick just might save Adam’s season.  Since they announced long putters we going to be outlawed Scott was an easy pick for who it would affect the most.  So far that seems to be the case.  Adam has been getting worse weekly with the short putter he has been using.  With the long putter he will be good, will he bring the Kiwi back too?


Jim Furyk- As I was having dinner with my wife this evening I asked her who she thought was going to win this week.  She asked me how Jim was doing this year.  My response was he is having a normal year.  So I suspect he will have a good solid finish this week.  I just hope for the viewers and Jim’s sake he is just going along solidly and doesn’t arrive at his decent finish by contending and then blowing it.  There is only so much of that putting routine we can take.

Dating Tip: For you single guys out there, a little Jim Furyk talk over dinner is a real winner


Rickie Fowler- Rick Fowler is not off the hottest start on tour.  So far in his career he has been excellent in Ryder Cup years and not so excellent in non-Ryder Cup years.  However, he was great in majors last year so I am guessing some of that mojo will carry over to this week. 

Martin Kaymer- Marty did all amateur golfers a big favor during his US Open romp last year at Pinehurst.  As you may have noticed pro golfers love to chip when they are around the greens.  This may be the best thing to do some of the time, but at least half the time it seems they would be better off putting.  This is really true with most amateurs.  Personally I love to putt from off the green, primarily because my chipping can be a little shaky. Marty made this play cool by putting from everywhere at Pinehurst.  Now when I do this at home I can say I am copying the great Marty K and not trying to avoid a bladed shot across the green.  I cant remember if Tiger played in the US Open last year, but hopefully he caught wind of this plan.


Jamie Donaldson- As an American and thus a fan of the US Ryder Cup team Jamie Donaldson is the kind of guy you learn to hate for that week because an unknown like him is cleaning the clocks of Tiger and Phil. That was the case with Donaldson last year as once again the Europeans won.  Outside of Ryder Cup play he is a very good golfer but his greatest glory will probably always be in the Ryder Cup.


Gary Woodland- Last year Gary had a 30 on the front nine and the looked like he might challenge the famous 63.  It didn’t happen.  This year he has a new swing coach for the 4th time in four trips to Augusta.  The first switch seemed to cause a lot of problems, but the next two haven’t been too much of a problem.

Bill Haas- Wild Billy has had an interesting start to the year.  A few middling finishes, a top 7, a victory and a new child. This new child is what is causing me to discount his chances.  He has only played once since the second baby was born and he missed the cut last week.  Based on Billy and James Hahn, the key to the pga tour is to get your wife pregnant.  You will probably win the week for the baby is born and then sit out for two months.

Jonas Blixt- Jonas finished 2nd last year in his debut.  This year has been ugly, so will Jonas be a guy who is awesome at Augusta or will he play to his current form.  I am banking on his being good at Augusta.





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16) Jimmy Walker- I am sold as Jimmy Walker being one of the superstars of American golf, but I am still baffled that at 36 he has gone from a relative unknown player to one of the 10 best players in the world.  Unfortunately, he has to deal with the sideshow of Tiger the first two days which will hurt him.  This is usually a problem because of the crowd, but new age Tiger could lend some other problems, he could be blading chips, he could walk off the course at any point with any ailment or he could be a chatty Kathy out there. 

15) Hideki Matsuyama- 95% of the action I have seen of Hideki has been at Muirfield Village.  Since he won the Memorial last year this is probably a skewed sample, but both during the President Cup and The Memorial he hit some great shots.  This guy is going to win a lot, but not this week.

14) Louis Oosthuizen- Louis has started a brand called Louis57, under which he operates a winery, a junior academy, a foundation, a restaurant and a golf course design business.  It is called Louis57 because Louis shot a 15 under 57 on a course in South Africa.  I was looking to buy some of the wine, but it is not easy to get it shipped outside of South Africa.  If Louis wins this week, I expect the brand might be heading to stores soon.

13) Ryan Moore- Ryan seems to enjoy being outside the mainstream of the golf world.  One year he was playing scratch golf irons, another year(s?) he was wearing a tie.  This year he is playing without an equipment sponsor but is once again playing with irons no one has ever heard of.  The irons he is playing with are called Parsons XTreme Golf, which is a company owned by the founder of GoDaddy.  So expect some interesting commercials from this company.

12) Miguel Angel Jimenez- The man has become one with his workout routine.  This vine I just couldn’t stop watching. http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/miguel-angel-jimenez-famously-warms-masters



11) Phil Mickelson- Phil, Phil, Phil what to do with you?  At Glory’s Last Shot Phil came out of nowhere and it looked like he was going to win there for a little bit.  It was not to be as Rory was too good, but it was a reminder that when Phil is on he is as good as anyone in the world.  This year his game has been so so, and his putting shaky but he has three green jackets in his closet and has pulled off some of the most incredible shots at Augusta.  So in conclusion, Phil has become Angel Cabrera.


10) Angel Cabrera- Speaking of, As he has proven many times over the years, Angel playing well or poorly coming into the week has no real bearing on what will happen during the tournament.  He has missed the cut three weeks in a row and he missed the cut last year.  He is also suffering from a personal problem as his son was in a bad car accident in Argentina.  For anyone else this would cause me to conclude he was in trouble.  Angel though is a different guy and could turn all these negatives into positives.

9) Rory McIlroy- At this point picking against Rory seems silly.  He is the worlds best player, has won the last two majors and seems invincible when he is playing well.  I don’t know why but he hasn’t been playing well so far this year, and I am sure he will turn it around soon, but he also wont win all the majors forever. 

This seems like a good time to mention that Rory’s ex-fiance was at the basketball game with JJ Watt Monday night.  WoWatt

8)  Matt Kuchar- From the time he first played at Augusta The Kuch has played well at Augusta.  The Kuch has finished in the top 10 in each of the last three Masters.  He started this week off a little unconventionally by playing doubles with Venus Williams against the Bryan Brothers.  He has a great history at Augusta and should be good to go after a short drive over from Sea Island. 


7) Dustin Johnson- DJ has returned from his roughly six month vacation and been on a tear.  He has 4th, 2nd, 1st and 6th in six tournaments.  While we are not sure exactly why he was away for 6 months, and he isn’t sure exactly what his real estate holdings are in Myrtle Beach, he has correctly pegged the point of the tournament.  Here is a snippet of an interview with Dustin this week from Golf Digest: 

Q. And you still have your home in Myrtle Beach; correct?
DUSTIN JOHNSON:  I don't know -- no, I sold it, but I think I still kind of own it. I'm like an owner finance, I don't know. You'd have to ask my accountant (laughter). 
No worries. The Masters is not about identifying the best accountant.

Unfortunately, this statement is quite true.  Maybe someday the fine folks at Augusta will host a golf tournament for that purpose.

6) Patrick Reed- Patrick has made hay in Augusta before as a member of the Augusta State golf team.  He has also been making hay this year on the course.  He hasn’t been making hay with his former teammates but that shouldn’t hurt him this week.  I would love to see him and Tiger play together Sunday in their matching red shirts. 


5)  J.B. Holmes- After his self proclaimed 6 year slump, J.B. is back in the groove.  The biggest and most serious part of the slump was a brain surgery that didn’t work out very well.  Thankfully, he seems to recovered and playing very good golf.  He has two seconds and a first so far this year. 


4) Bubba Watson- When you are twice as disliked by your peers as Patrick Reed and Rory Sabatini you have really managed to alienate a lot of people.  I dont know that you get on that list by care about being on it, but Bubba didn’t make many of the past champions like him more with his champions dinner from Tuesday night.  I cant blame any of them though.  Bubba had the full range of the Augusta National kitchen and could have served basically any thing he wanted.  He chose banquet food: caesar salad, chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, confetti cake, and vanilla ice cream.  I am sure all the food was good, but a little creativity could have gone a long way.


3) Steely Stenson- Steely has been playing quite well with two 4ths and a 2nd in his last three tournaments.  However, he went on spring break and got the flu.  As a result he hasn’t been able to get out as much to see the course as he would like.  He should be recovered by Sunday afternoon though. 


2) Jordan Spieth- I joined a fantasy golf league this year and Jordan is the star of my team and probably my favorite player to watch week to week.  One of the reasons for this is because he is always in the top 10 so they show him a lot on tv.  He doesn’t do anything particularly flashy but he probably has the best short game on tour.  The only thing that scares me as a fan is his ball striking gets a little loose at times down the stretch of tournaments. As a person cheering for him, if his ball is near the green I immediately assume he is going to get up and down for par.  If he is on the green I like his chances to make the putt.  If he is hitting a long club I am scared the ball could go anywhere.




1)    Jason Day- What you see above is the key to this years Masters Tournament.  As we all know, Jason has made his home in Columbus and plays his golf over at Muirfield Village.  As we also know, noted ice cream maker, golf course designer and 6 time Masters champion also happens to be somewhat involved at Muirfield Village. 

You see all kinds of veterans tutoring rookies about how to play at Augusta.  Jason doesn’t need that, he knows how to play it.  He needs someone to push him over the top.  Who better than Jack?  One of my favorite parts of the 1986 telecast is when Jack is standing on 16th tee, and Jim Nantz asks Tom Weiskopf what Jack is thinking right now.  Tom’s response is fantastic, he says, “If I knew the way Jack thought I would have won this tournament.”  

What better way to learn the way Jack thinks than to share a coffee and doughnuts ice cream over breakfast and talk about it.  Lets hope this is how Jason has been preparing. 



1986 Masters Highlights for your viewing pleasure- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Fw4r2Ft5k

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