Wednesday, April 6, 2011

2009 Masters Preview

Hello Friends. I feel it is best to listen this song by Kenny Loggin’s brother Dave as you read the Masters Preview.




The Founders

Back in 1934, two men named Bobby Jones and Clifford Roberts found themselves wanting to serve the game of golf. Golf had been kind to both men and they were looking for something to do in return. What they ended up doing was starting the perfect golf tournament and the perfect way to leave the cold of winter behind and move into the summer and golf season. 35 years later our friend George Harrison penned the perfect song for The Masters when he wrote, “little darlin’ its been a long long lonely winter, little darlin’ it feels like years since its been here, here comes the sun.”

The annual gift from Mr. Roberts and Jones has finally arrived. The last year in the world of golf can best be described as a soap opera. A lot of things have happened since Mr. Immelman slipped his arms into that beautiful green jacket last year, but not much has changed. Tiger is still the best player in the world, Phil is still the second best player, there are a bunch of very talented young and unproven players, and there are a few old war horses plugging along. So put on your green jacket, pour yourself a tall Bloomin’ Boom Boom and lets get ready for four magical days of golf.






The Legends
One thing that has never made any sense to me about the former champions is why none of them live in Augusta. It is my understanding that once you win you are basically a member. I think if I won the Masters I would retire from golf, buy a house in Augusta and play there everyday. Then I would try to befriend Warren Buffet and ask him for stock tips all day long so I could turn the millions I earned from golf into billions. It would be quite a lifestyle.

Gentle Ben (Ben Crenshaw)- A two time champ and wily Ryder Cup captain, Gentle Ben had the one skill that is more important than any other at Augusta, a silky touch with the putter. Ben hasn’t played very well this year so far and if you are 15th on the Senior Tour money list I highly doubt you are going to do well at Augusta. I am sure Gentle Ben will enjoy himself and putt good. I am less sure that he will hit many greens in regulation.

Ray Floyd- At 67 years old, it is probably unrealistic to expect much out of Raymond. Last year he shot 80-74 which is amazing to me. Augusta is probably one of the 10 hardest courses in the world and at 66 Mr. Floyd was 10 over for two days. Amazing how good these guys are golf.

Fuzzy Zoeller- This is it for Fuzzy. 30 years after he won the first Masters he played in in 1979 Fuzzy is hanging up the sticks. I can imagine he will be sitting on that porch and holding court under the tree drinking a few cocktails this week. I only hope he knows about the Bloomin’ Boom Boom. I bet someone told him about it by now.

Bernhard Langer- I was watching highlights of the greatest Masters ever played (1986) and they were showing Langer’s four fans. They all had on visors that said “Langer Likers.” I searched on both google and ebay trying to find one but they probably only made those 4. It was a special day 23 years ago, but anyone who played in the 1986 Masters is not also going to contend in the 2009 Masters.

Larry Mize- I watched Larry play a round last year at the Memorial (more on this later) and he was generally anywhere between 60-80 yards behind his playing partners off the tee and was hitting woods when they were hitting 6-8 irons into the greens. Last year he made the cut in 7 of 16 PGA tour events he played. Almost all the events where he made the cut were either opposite the World Golf Championships, the majors or the week after the majors. This year he is full time Senior tour. I would be very surprised if he shoots less than 76 either round. On a positive note, he does live in Columbus. Unfortunately for him it is the fake Columbus down in Georgia.

Gary Player- He is like the Energizer Bunny. His contemporaries were Jack and Arnie and yet he is his back for one last year. Thanks Gary for all the years. Hopefully sometime in the next five years we will be able to have the greatest honorary starters of all time with Jack, Arnie and Gary.

Tom Watson- Last week on the NBC coverage everyone’s favorite curmudgeon Johnny Miller was actually being complementary to one of his contemporaries Mr. Watson. He was talking about how good a ball striker Tom was back in his prime. It makes you wish you could go back and watch some of those old battles with Nicklaus.

Book Recommendation: If you are planning on reading any more of this preview and you haven’t read Arnie & Jack, I recommend you read it instead. I will also recommend The Match. They are two great golf books that came out last year.

Craig Stadler- There used to be a time when men were men. They ate steaks, drank whiskey and never even considered going to the gym (they also all had heart attacks). It was probably a glorious time. It looks like it on Mad Men. Craig clearly believed in parts of those ideals. Craig was proudly nicknamed The Walrus for years, but unfortunately the walrus body shape is really a dying breed out on tour as the guys go to the workout center rather than the 19th hole when their round ends. That is why I am such a fan of Colt Knost. He didn’t qualify this year, but he is not giving into convention like stretching and exercise. Keep up the good work men and thank you Craig for setting an example for youngsters like Colt.



Ian Woosnam- I don’t know if anyone is watching this but there is a pretty big controversy going on over the Ryder Cup vice captaincy in Europe. Montgomery is the captain of next years team. He announced that Olazabal was going to be the vice-captian and then Olazabal said he wasn’t. This all caused Woosnam to stick up for Ollie. As a fan of Ollie and not Montie I will certainly be pulling for the little Welshman this week.

Sandy Lyle- Regarding Ryder Cup captains, I am not Europeans are doing Sandy a disservice by refusing to pick him as captain because he doesn’t play much anymore. The man was one of the best players in the world for 10 years and now lost his game. I don’t see how that should stop him from being a captain. If Seve came back as the captain would he be lousy because he cant break an egg anymore? Think it over Sam Torrance.

Sandy has made the cut the last two years so don’t be shocked to see him on the weekend.

Mark O’Meara- While his buddy Tiger was busy winning at Bay Hill, Mark was trying to win on the Champions tour. He didn’t win. Even if he had won, playing 3 day events with the baby boomers is not the way to get ready for The Masters.


The Teens
You will be hearing about them this week but there are three potential superstars (who also happen to be teenagers) playing this week. All three have won on professional tours and are probably the first three of the next generation who don’t remember golf without a man named Tiger.

Rory McIlroy- Born in 1989 Rory was seven years old when Tiger turned pro. It is hard to believe he basically doesn’t remember the pre-Tiger era. It is very similar to an article I read this winter about how William Buford (Ohio State freshman basketball player) doesn’t remember Jordan as a Bull. Anyway, Rory is obsessed with Tiger and he knows almost everything about him. I am not sure how the obsession will affect Rory actually trying to beat Tiger, but it reminds me of how Tiger had Jack’s records on his wall. This kid is really good and I wouldn’t be surprised to see him win on tour this year. Paddy is showing the way for all the young Irishmen.

Danny Lee- So far he has become the youngest US Amateur champion of all time and won on the European Tour with a field including at least five of the top 50 players in the world. At 18 there is no telling what he is going to do, but we should be able to find out soon because this is his last event as an amateur.

Ryo Ishikawa- I think it is safe to say Ryo is going to be the first person born in the 1990s to play in The Masters. The buzz about this guy has been building since late last year when he won the Asian amateur and it will come to a head this week. He is only 17 and here he is in the Masters. It is hard to imagine that he will win or contend, since no one has won in his first time at Augusta since 1979, but I am excited to watch the kid make his first start.

The Unknowns
These guys are virtually unknown to the public at large. Some for good reason and some will be known soon.

Matthew Goggin- This is a guy to look out for the rest of the year and if you play fantasy golf you should consider picking up Goggin. In the last year Googin’s results have gotten a lot better. I don’t know if it is because he recently moved to Charlotte, but he is playing like a top 30 player in the world right now. I dont think he will be the Australian to win this week but I do expect him to win this year.

Chez Reavie- I don’t really know who was voting at the Country Music Awards this year but it is clear that the people were idiots. Somehow George Strait didn’t win all the awards and Cari Underwood beat Chesney for entertainer of the year. You may wonder why this relates to Chez Reavie. Chez is short for Chesney which is his middle name. I think he is named after the great Kenny Chesney but I don’t know that for a fact. Regarding golf, Chez won last year in a foreign land (Canadian Open) and that is his only top 10 on tour and he has missed 5 of 9 cuts this year.

Drew Kittleson- So far Drew has 3 top 10s out of 8 tournaments this season. This would be extremely solid except these tournaments are all college tournaments. Drew was the runner-up at the US Amateur and currently plays for Florida State. We all know there have been some magical things happen to the amateurs (most notably Matt Kuchar) but if you cant beat college kids you are not going to beat many pros.

Prayad Marksaeng- In the past I have railed against the idiocy of the world rankings because too many guys playing exclusively in Asia were in the top 50. However, this problem seems to be subsiding as more top players are playing in Asia (and Europe) and everyone is playing in all of the world golf championship events. Prayad is a guy I would have been unhappy about being included in the past but he came over to American to play. On Thursday he was leading at Doral and finished 13th. All this said, after Prayad got a special exemption last year and then withdrew, you can be sure that the ghost of Clifford Roberts will be causing his ball to bounce in funny directions and lipping out.

John Merrick- Number 18 at last weeks Shell Houston Open was the hardest golf hole I have ever seen. For those of you who didn’t see the tournament, the hole was a par 4 of 488 yards dead into the wind. There was water left and a bunker right where most players had no chance to hit the green from the sand. On Sunday 57 of the 78 guys who played the hole made a bogey or worse including 4 quads. However, John Merrick used only three strokes to get his ball in the hole. Anyone who can birdie that hole has a chance this week.

Jack Newman- Jack, who won the Publinks to get into The Masters, had a tough start to the week. He is a junior at Michigan State and obviously that basketball game did not go very well. However, I am more worried about his chances for another reason. It is currently snowing in Ohio as I type this. Since East Lansing is about 6 hours north of Columbus I cant imagine he has been able to practice a lot this winter. Of course Jack Nicklaus grew up playing in this weather so maybe he does have a chance.

Alvaro Quiros- Alvaro is the longest hitter on the European Tour and has won three times in the last three years. He is currently ranked 27th in the world, and it sounds like he will become part of the PGA Tour next year if he can (stays in the top 50). I didn’t know too much about him but I read an interview where he said he forgot his hat and belts last week. I immediately appreciated that guy because it sounds like something I would do. Look for Alvaro to make some noise early in the week.

Reiner Saxton- The Golfin’ Dutchmen is making his first appearance at The Masters after he won the British Amateur last summer. I don’t know much about him, but I know Danny Lee beat him in a match last week in the Georgia Cup.

Steve Wilson- Every year the people of Augusta National force me to write about the mid-am Champion. I don’t resent it because the .00005% chance I would ever have of playing The Masters it would be by winning the mid-am. However, there is no chance that a guy who wins the mid-am is going to do anything at the Masters.

Soren Kjeldsen- Soren is hot and by my unofficial count is one of three guys who are coming into the field having won their most recent tournament. I am concerned about him though because he is short hitter and a rookie at The Masters. He is very confident so that might get him somewhere.

Richard Sterne- Sterne enjoyed his debut at the Masters last year so much he set his goal to qualify again this year. Unfortunately, as the best laid plans often do, his plan went awry. It came down to the final two weeks and he needed to win back to back to qualify. Rather than going quietly into the night he won both events. He has also been compared to Gary Player due to his diminutive nature and fire. I am very excited about this guy.

Ross Fisher- Ross caught fire at the end of last year over in Europe and hasn’t slowed down too much. However, he has only played two stroke play events this year in America and neither went very well. I think this guy is an up and comer for the English.

On a sidenote: The English could be in for a wild ride with 7 young players in the top 50 and Andy Murray suddenly becoming the best tennis player in the world. I have so many things to look forward to between now and then but seeing Murray Mound at Wimbledon is going to be amazing.

Louis Oosthuizen- For the true golf nerds out there, waking up Saturday and Sundays and watching the European tour is certainly a treat. Most of the courses are average and the players are not quite as good, but when you have the Scottish accents talking to you it is a pleasure. The emergence of Louis Oosthuizen has made it just a little bit better. His name is pronounced Lou-E OOO-st-hizen pronounced in a quick staccato manner. It is certainly worth the price of admission to hear it announced. Louis played good at the start of the year but hasn’t played as well lately. He also plays mostly in Europe so far. He is a solid young player and lets hope he gets on tv so that we can hear his name, but contending is a stretch.

Wen-Tang Lin- This guy is from China and I really don’t know anything about him, but I want to briefly mention the Olympics since they were in China. I cant believe how much I cared about the Olympics. Everyday that they were going on I would stay up and watch them and then discuss them at work. Now I can barely remember the names of even the biggest stars. How do I always get sucked in to these things like girls gymnastics, volleyball and water polo when I would never dream of watching them on tv in a non-Olympic fashion.

Soren Hansen- I don’t know what happened to Soren’s brother Anders Hansen but I am sure it will hurt his game missing his brother.


The Journeymen
Maybe it is just me or maybe it has something to do with how the Fed Ex cup works but there seems to be more guys in the field this year that are journeymen pros. By journeymen I mean guys who play every week contend once and awhile and maybe even win once every couple years. When all the best players in the world are playing though, these guys have to do everything perfectly to contend.

Briny Baird- Mr. P.F. Changs is playing thanks almost entirely due to the new Fed Ex Cup race. He had three hot weeks that led to him getting into the tour championship and then he got into the Masters because of that. He played good the first couple days last week in Houston, but I don’t expect him to do much this week due to his goofy closed putting stance.

Ken Duke- There are about 10 guys in this field that qualified by finishing in the top 30 of the money list and or playing in the tour championship. Almost all of those guys played 25-30 events, kept plugging along, and made a lot of money. However, I don’t see those guys with a chance to win this week. Ken played 33 times last year finished 2nd twice and made $2.2 million. Not a bad life but the fact is there are some guys who are just much more talented than him.

Dudley Hart- Dudley had by far the best year of his career last year. So far that hasn’t carried over to 2009. I don’t expect Augusta National to be the place he turns it around.

Robert Allenby- Robert continues to be a solid player who rarely contends in anything besides the “non-Tiger” events. Making the cut seems very possible but contending is a stretch.

DJ Trahan- These Clemson Tigers have not really lived up to expectations so far they had coming out of college. They have all been solid but not spectacular.

Kevin Sutherland- The only thing I can tell you for sure about Mr. Sutherland is that he does not use a long putter for the drops, and he does not like people who ask him that question. I learned that the hard way.

Jeev Milkha Singh- Jeev is playing good. He won twice in Asia this Winter and finished 4th at Doral. The most important thing I learned about Jeev this year is he is the son of two famous Indian athletes. His dad Milkha Singh is known as the The Flying Sikh and ran in the 1960 and 1964 Olympics. His mom was a great volleyball player. How this will effect his game this week I have no idea, but I was interested.

Aaron Baddeley- Yep he is now a journeyman in my book. He cant hit it straight or very far but he is a great putter. I also continue to be skeptical of the stack and tilt method of swinging. The only time I remember Aaron being in contention while using the stack and tilt was during the 2007 US Open. He hit everything ball left when the pressure was high.



Billy Mayfair- Billy isn’t playing very good this year but you have to thank him for all he did this year by helping to show us all how goofy it is for grown men to wear jerseys when he put on the Cardinals jersey Friday in Tucson during the FBR open.

The oddest thing about it was he chose to go with Hightower (who was essentially benched) instead of Fitzgerald, Warner or James. Look for me in the Teddy Ballgame Jersey two weeks from now at the Draft party.


Talented but struggling
As much as any sport, guys can go into a slump and struggle for either a long period of time or just a little while. The slump could be caused by injury, the yips, a divorce, a kid, a lack of desire, or some other crazy reason. Whatever it is, these guys are not playing very good right now, but they have the talent to compete if they get it going.

Stuart Appleby- I always seem to overrate Stuart’s chances because he looks like he should be better than he is. This year Stuart hasn’t even done enough for me to overrate him. He has not played well or often this year because he just had a little baby in October. At least that’s why I assume he hasn’t played very well. One would think it would make you want to play more to avoid all the baby stuff like diapers.

Chad Campbell- We share the same birthday so I don’t to be too hard on the guy, but Chad’s game is not very good right now.

Win a date (Todd Hamilton)- It is not a good sign when “Win a date with Tad Hamilton” has a longer shelf life at Blockbuster than your golf career. I am afraid that is where we stand right now. This is the last year of his exemption at Augusta for winning the 2004 British Open so if you are a big fan make sure you get out to see him.

Brandt Snedeker- Len Mattiace, Adam Morrison, A league of Their Own, and Brandt. What do these people and groups have in common? They all cried during or directly following a sporting event. For Adam, Len and Girls baseball things were never the same again. Is Brandt headed in the same direction? I don’t know but he has played in 26 PGA Tour events since The Masters and recorded only two top 10s (both T9). I like Brandt but I have to say I am concerned about his career right now.

Michael Campbell- Michael is playing because he won the 2005 U.S. Open. My hopes for him are not high because he has not actually finished a tournament this year. He hurt his shoulder, probably throwing the football, and so far this year has three withdraws and one missed cut. Without Doug Ford playing I would say Michael is the most likely to withdraw this year.

Jose Marie Olazabal- Ollie has been battling a case or rheumatism and has only played twice this year missing both cuts. It seems unlikely he will in contention this week but I did learn an interesting fact about Ollie. He owns the record for longest putt ever made. He made a putt on the Concord the length of the entire cabin while the concord was in flight. The ball rolled for 26 seconds and counted as a 9.232 mile putt because the plane was moving. I am not so sure about that counting, but after watching all the records Rob and Big (and Rob and Joe C.) broke I think the hardest thing to do is get the judge to come see you.

Bubba Watson- Bubba is an interesting guy for this tournament. He hits it long, works the ball both ways, hits it pretty straight, and isn’t too bad at putting. However, every time I watch Bubba he manages to make an 8 somewhere along the way. He is like a 10 handicap when he gets off track in the sense that he can’t turn a triple into a bogey, and turns a bogey into a quad. That gets very expensive out on the PGA Tour.

The Lion (Vijay Singh)- I am dressed like Gary Player as I write this, it is over for the lion. He had an incredible run for 10 years, but he just got old. The Lion got along very well as an average putter and a great ball hitter for 10-15 years. He doesn’t hit the ball nearly as well as he once did and his putting is even a little bit worse. The lion is probably still going to win at some point this year or the next and if he keeps playing the PGA Tour I could see him beating Slammin’ Sammie’ss record for oldest man to win on tour, but I am afraid he is done as a top 10 player. So long Lion it was a great run.

El Pato (Angel Cabrera)- I don’t know anything about smoking and having lived in a city named after the guy who discovered tobacco maybe I am a little biased. However, two years ago El Pato was playing great and won three times. Then he quit smoking and he has not come very close to winning since 2007. I don’t know if there is any correlation but something happened.

Adam Scott- A couple weeks ago I was playing golf and there was a guy playing ahead of us. He had on a goofy pair of pants, a white belt, a goofy hipster shirt and a good set of clubs. In other words, he looked like he might know what he was doing. Then he hit his drive and it was a low duck hook. This happened all day and every hole he was playing out of the left trees. So we started calling him Adam Scott because he looked a lot better than he played.

Now that Adam Scott has delved into dating Kate Hudson I would say a major in the next 5 years is out of the question. The putting needed work but instead he is at the beach with Kate. Adam seems to be following the steps of another Australian named Greg Norman where golf is about his fifth priority.


Missing the Easter Service
The top 44 and ties make the cut at The Masters. I expect these guys to make it, but will likely be playing early Sunday morning and will be getting ready for home by the time the tournament starts on the back nine Sunday.

Stew Cink- Stew Cink is one of the most “average” players on tour. In almost every statistical category he is just about average. That works out pretty well for him week to week on tour. Unfortunately for him, when the elite players show up, average does not cut it. Another average showing is to be expected but I don’t see him doing more than that.

Steve Flesch- Steve is a poor mans Paddy Harrington. Last year he had two top 10s one was at The Masters and the other at the PGA. I wouldn’t really expect much from Steve based on what he has done so far this year but maybe he is just a majors player. Excluding Monday night, kind of a Michigan State of the NCAA tournament where they always do a little more than you expect on the big stage.

Steve Stricker- Steve Stricker is considered one of the best putters on tour, and he is the first three days and probably Sunday if he is out of contention. If he is under pressure Sunday the ball starts coming off the putter blade right and it gets ugly. I have watched Steve blow 3 or 4 tournaments with a bulky putter. Don’t believe the putting hype.

Ryuji Imada- I don’t know too much about Ryuji except that he is slowly and surely becoming a very solid tour player. It took him 5 years on the Nationwide tour to make the PGA and he has then improved each of his four years on the tour. He hasn’t started out as well so far this year but at 32 I would expect solid play from him for the next 8-10 years. However, since he seems to get better as he gains experience and this is his first Masters I do not expect a lot from him this week.

Oliver Wilson- There are currently 7 Englishmen in the top 50 in the world. Oliver is another one of these guys. However, he hasn’t won on the European Tour or the PGA tour despite many top finishes. I suspect he will be like a young David Duval who once he wins the floodgates will open. However, I would be stunned if it was this week.

The Mechanic (Miguel Angel Jimenez)- Best known on the other side of the Atlantic the Mechanic is a solid player who is one of the leading members of the European Tour. He has had three top 10s in The Masters in the last 9 years and should be a solid bet to make the cut this week. However, no one with a ponytail has ever won The Masters and I don’t expect that to change this year.

The Japanese Cowboy (Shingo Katayama)- As far as I can tell Shingo is the only guy in the field who used the goofy world ranking system to get into the field this year. Usually I am pretty unhappy about it but how can I be mad at Shingo?



Shingo thinking of which events he needs to play to scam the world rankings


Rocco Mediate- It took one of the most memorable and clutch shots in golf history to beat Rocco last June. Unfortunately for Rocco there were very few people who thought that ball wasn’t going to go into the hole, and what the result of the playoff the next day would be. Since then Rocco has played okay but nowhere near what he did at Torrey Pines in June. Much like how Jordan stopped Ewing, Malone, Stockton and Miller to name just a few from winning a title, there is no telling how many guys Tiger will deprive of majors.

Justin Rose- He is looking for his third straight year of leading after the first day of The Masters. He finished second at Dubai but has not finished inside the top 20 so far in five starts here in America. He looks the part but right now he wakes up the memories of Scott McCarron, another first day Masters superstar.

Boom Boom- Unfortunately, this is the last go around for Boom Boom on the PGA tour so if he comes to a tournament near you, enjoy it. I don’t know what else I can say about the man. He has been in contention twice this year and truly gave the fans a thrill. Unfortunately, it was not too be. One time he faced off with the Darth Vader of the PGA tour and the other he blew it himself. Freddie also had a strong internet showing with a youtube clip starring himself and Rafa Nadal. I am a big fan of Roger Federer so this emergence of Rafa has been tough to take. I have always respected Rafa and appreciated that he essentially deferred to Roger even in victory (as opposed to Novak Jerkovic). Now that I have learned Rafa has Boom Boom’s endorsement I am a fan. So thank you Boom Boom.

Regarding his golf game, I truly hope he wins, but I don’t think Freddie is a good enough putter at this stage in his career to truly have a chance. His short jabby stroke on the greens might be okay on slower greens but the devilish greens of Augusta will be too much. Just watch the heart wrenching display from the 14th green of the 2006 Masters if you want an example.

The Shark (Greg Norman)- When he was asked Sunday if he could win this week the Sharks response was, “probably not.” I couldn’t agree more. Even if he gets into contention Sunday we all know how that goes. That said, the man is still one of the most talented players in the world.

Graeme McDowell- Graeme won twice on the European Tour last year. He has played okay this year in Europe. Like most of the players who play mostly on the European tour he has come over to America and played since the match play tournament in February. He has not played well either. Maybe this two and a half month sabbatical all these guys have taken is why a European hasn’t won at Augusta since 1999.

The Famous Mr. Ed (Stephen Ames)- Last year I was sure that the talking horse was on a collision course with a major. Something has happened to his game though and his results are not what they used to be. This is not a Duval-esque collapse just a slight decline. Combined with the sudden emergence of the more talented early thirty and twenty year olds the window for Mr. Ed’s major might have closed.

Rory Sabbatini- You know what they say, “You mess with the bull, sometimes you get the horns.” It looks like Rory learned that the hard way. He was comfortably in the Nike fold and then he started that fight with Tiger and suddenly he shows up wearing some thing called Second Skin. His world ranking has dropped from top 10 in the world to 47th. I don’t know how Tiger hurt his game but I am pretty sure that we know what happened to his Nike sponsorship.

Y.E. Yang- I have said it many times before and I will say it again, if I never leave the greatest country in the world again it certainly wont bother me. However, there are now two reasons I would like to leave, one old reason and one new reason. The first reason is I would like to go over to Scotland and Ireland to play some golf. The new reason I would like to leave is to head over to South Korea to figure out what is going on over there. Ever since the special day August 14, 2003 when I bought the Hyundai Sonata, I have had a special bond with South Korea. As more and more time goes by it is becoming clear they know how to gets things done. First it was the Sonata, then the ladies golf tour, then the Genesis, now they are good at baseball, is the PGA tour next? I don’t know but keep your eye peeled. All this said, I see Y.E. having a hard time at Augusta since he doesn’t hit it that far and is an average putter. It is only a few more years until we get a South Korean Masters winner.


One South Korea’s finest

John David Perry (Kenny Perry)- After the nonsense this man pulled last year our friend Kenny asked that we no longer refer to John David as a Kenny. I am sure most of you remember the old commercial that sarcastically said “I want to grow up to be middle management.” I think that was John David in the commercial. I always thought majors were the holy grail of pro golfers. As we all know, once Tiger went out last year it was a free for all at the majors. However, John David decided he didn’t want to play in two of the majors and played 14 holes in the PGA, even though he was the hottest player on tour. You may be asking why, and he kept saying it was because he wanted to make the Ryder Cup (which was clinched in May). John David has proven time and time again that he has little to no interest in winning a major and has proven a few times he doesn’t have the chutzpah to do it either. He will probably make the cut and have a nice solid weekend enjoying the trip.


Paul Casey- We have a family tradition in my family. Every year my dad keeps score in the first round of the Memorial Tournament and every year my mom and I go watch him. This past year the pairing included Paul Casey and Larry Mize. It is always a special day and I end up watching three guys play that I wouldn’t normally watch. Since my dad hasn’t kept score for Tiger, the groups are generally pretty small so I can watch the guys closely. Last year was no exception. Paul’s ball striking was unbelievable and every shot came off crisp. He hit about 15 greens and most of the fairways but he shot 78. It was one of the worst putting displays I had ever seen, including some of my own. I think I counted him having almost 40 putts. I have since done some research and learned that Paul is an extremely streaky putter. He putted pretty good last week, but I don’t know that it will last this whole week.

The Big Easy- I laughed about the three year plan when it was made 2.5 years ago, but slowly and surely the Big Easy is getting his game back. It is unlikely he will ever get back to being compared to Tiger like the “big five” in 2004. However, he has quietly gotten his game back together and is making most of the cuts. He has finished near or inside the top 20 most of the time this year. If you turn your tv on Sunday after church and the Big Easy is on the leaderboard look for him to hang tough. He is still a three time major champion.

The Queer (Mike Weir)- If the Masters was a month ago the queer would have had a much higher place in this preview. A month ago he had finished in the top 10 in 5 of his previous 6 tournaments. Since then he has played four times and hasn’t gotten inside the top 30. I think that he fell apart when he realized that the Columbus Blue Jackets were better than his beloved Toronto Maple Leafs.

Ben Curtis- I am not a marketing person and frankly I don’t really understand why many companies make the marketing decisions they do. My all time leader in odd marketing choices is the great Jeff Sluman and Paychex partnership. However, Ben is also a guy whose sponsor baffles me. For those of you who don’t know, Ben is sponsored by the NFL. The NFL used to sponsor Payne Stewart and now here they are with Ben. Does Commissioner Goodell sit in his office and say to himself “We really need to break into the middle aged white male demographic, how can we do it? We should sponsor a good, but not great, tour player.” I am pretty sure that 90% of the people who watch golf and know who Ben Curtis is also watch the NFL and play fantasy football.

Two other very curious marketing decisions made this year. Verizon wireless has decided to go with Clyde “the Glide” Drexler as a spokesman. I didn’t know who it was the first time I watched that commercial. However, Taco Bell took the cake this year by using Daryl Dawkins and Vlade Divac in a commercial. Does anyone who eats at Taco Bell even know who those two guys are? A star from the 80s and a good role player are the guys they have as spokesmen. Anyways, back to the golf.


It Could Happen
These guys are very good and I would not be surprised to see any of them win this week. Only one guy can win though and these aren’t my top picks.

Luke Donald- Luke is playing good right now. He has had a couple top 10s wrote a blog saying he is confident and putting good. I have said it a couple times but Paul Revere said it best, “The British are coming, The British are coming.”

Camilo Villegas (Ka-me-low Vee-jay-gaas)- To be honest I thought Camilo was just another Adam Scott, a man who cared much more for the clothes he wore than what he shot. Then last fall when golf season for the common man had ended and football season had begun, Camilo started winning. He won two of the biggest tournaments on tour last fall and came pretty close to winning the Fed Ex Cup. He has continued to play well this year. I am still not 100% sold, but I am getting very close.

Carl Petterson- My former Raleigh neighbor has not been playing very well so far this year. He is a very solid player though who has done well at Augusta before. I think he might surprise some people.

Boo Weekly- Boo is such a goofball and good interview that it seems to get lost that he is a very good player. He hits the ball extremely well and putts it too. You do have to question the desire of a guy who has stated on numerous occasions that he is only trying to make enough money to retire so he can hunt and fish. That is actually a normal plan most people have at their jobs, but when other guys are actually trying to win the tournaments you have to think it is a disadvantage.

The Scientist (Robert Karlsson)- If you are wondering who the 9th ranked player in the world is and you guessed Robert Karlsson you are correct. The Scientist, as he is known in Europe, is the Swedish Vijay Singh. At the tender age of 39 he is playing the best golf of his life and won the Order of Merit last year. He doesn’t play that often in America but he played well in all four majors last year. He has played in America the last three events so he is probably over the initial shock of being able to eat good food and have ice in his drink. I look for him to play solidly this week.

Justin Leonard- I really don’t know what to think about Justin. Here is a guy who won the US Amateur (in Muirfield), won a major at 25, made one of the biggest putts in Ryder Cup history and should have won the 2004 PGA, yet he has never been one of the elite players. This year he has played pretty good and is ranked 26th in the world. Convential wisdom is Augusta National is too long for him to contend but he would fit the mold of an Immelman, Weir, Johnson type winner. If the wind blows give him a chance.

Trevor Immelman- Even though he has a great name I don’t see much of a chance for Trevor to win this year. In the history of the Masters there have been 3 guys who have won back to back titles. Two are the best two players ever and one is a six time major champion who now resides in the announcers booth. Aside from that, Trevor has not played very well this year outside of South Africa, which isn’t doing much good for him in Georgia.

Hunter Mahan- After he made the putt on 17 at the Ryder Cup I really thought Hunter might come out hot to start the year. It hasn’t happened that way but he is starting to trend the right way and finished 6th last week. He has too much talent not to start winning and contending more.

Jim Furyk- Could he find his game this week? Sure. So far this year though Jim has been nowhere near his top form so I have no reason to think he would be substantially better this week. He has one good finish this week and it was largely the result of a back nine charge after he was out of the tournament at Doral. He is too good for me to surprised if he plays good, but it would raise my eyebrows a little.

Tim Clark- If you were not convinced of the power of Tiger you should have been in Raleigh the day after Tim Clark, an NC State alum, beat Tiger in match play this year. Tim is the all-time money leader on tour without a win, has played for two President Cup teams and finished second in the 2006 Masters, but the only thing most people (at least the ones who call sports talk radio) knew about him was he beat Tiger in one match. He has the game to win and has played well at Augusta before but the list of guys who have made The Masters their first win is short.

K.J Choi- One year ago, I was certain K.J. was going to win a major within the calendar year unless Tiger kept him from it. Now I am less sure but he still has the game. However, as I have discussed in previous years, people who try non-conventional putting methods are trying them for a reason, and it is not because they are putting so good conventionally. Every guy on tour is a very good putter but some guys are great and some guys are only very good. I am afraid K.J. is only very good. For him to have a chance this week he needs the wind to come up and maybe some bad weather so getting the ball to the green becomes tougher and more important than getting it in the hole once it is on the green.

Andres Romero- Every time I look at pgatour.com I make sure to check out the adventure Andres had that day. No one makes more bogeys or worse and nobody makes more birdies than Andres. Depending on the weather and other factors, I could see Andres making a big run on the back with 5 or 6 birdies to win (like he almost did two years ago at the British). On the other hand he could make 5 doubles on Thursday and shoot 82. That’s the beauty of Andres.

The Top 16
As always the top 16 and ties make next years Masters.

16) Marty Kaymer- The “Langer Likers” have had to wait awhile for the next great German golfer to come along. Fortunately for them, he has arrived in the form of Mr. Kaymer. I have very high hopes for the young man of only 24 years and so far he has done nothing to let me down. He won twice on the European tour last year and has played solidly if not spectacularly so far this year including a second at Abu Dhabi as Paul Casey held on to win. Germany, welcome back to big time golf.

15) Sean O’Hair- For three days during Bay Hill Sean was the best player in the world. Then came Sunday and he had to look Tiger in the face. For the first six holes he looked like he had forgotten the game. To his credit he hung tough on the back nine for awhile and then hit a solid shot on 16 that came up just a little bit short and Tiger made a great putt on him on 18. Sean is a guy to look out for this year and in the future.

14) Sergio- Of all the things that happened in golf last year Vijay and Sergio both making 40 foot putts on the same hole in a playoff at the Barclay’s was the most unlikely. I am not the biggest fan of Sergio’s but over the last 18 months he has become one of the best players in the world. Every major he seems to be hanging around the lead all week and has a total of 14 top 10s in majors. Eventually he probably will win one. However, he hasn’t played very well the last few weeks or the past few Masters so this isn’t going to be the one for him.

Looking ahead, as we head back to the Black for the US Open in June it would be a great story if a more mature Sergio went back and won at the site where he acted like the biggest baby of his often baby acting career.

13) Lee Westwood- For years people have promoted Lee Westwood as a potential sleeper in every major that got started. However, the pundits have moved onto some other guys they love and Lee has gotten better. As many of you remember Lee played the final round at last years US Open with Tiger and had a putt to join the now famous playoff between Tiger and Rocco. He has played solid this year and coming off of a tie for 11th last year I look for Lee to have another solid showing.

12) Dustin Johnson- The Bengals are learning the hard way that football players from Coastal Carolina are not the way to get to the super bowl. However, Coastal Carolina is a great place to play golf and Dustin Johnson is proving that to us. In only his second year on tour Dustin has won twice and is already inside the top 50 in the world.

11) Padraig Harrington- Here we sit halfway home to the Paddy Slam. When Tiger went down last June it was really three men who became stars the rest of the summer. The media was hoping that some young guys would step up and AK23 and Camilo did for the most part. No one thought that Paddy would rise and become the second best player in the world (at least in my rankings). However, the Irishman with the high pitched voice won two majors in a row. I don’t really know what to think about Padraig because he has not played very well this year but he didn’t play particularly well last year other than the two majors he won. The man is solid as a rock and I wouldn’t be at all surprised when I turn my tv on Sunday afternoon to see Paddys name right on the bottom of the first page of the leader board waiting to make a charge.

10) Zach Johnson- Two years ago when Zach won the Masters I was happy for the guy. He is from the Midwest, represents an accounting firm on his shirt, and went to college at Drake University, the same school as a friend of mine who hosts me during the Memorial each year. This all changed during last years Memorial. I had been out on the course and arrived back to my friend’s house just as Zach was playing that hole. My friend said, “put on this Drake shirt and go cheer for Zach when he walks off the green.” Of course I thought this was a good idea and complied. So I walked over to the first green and as Zach walked off the green I started to cheer for him yelling, “Go Drake, Yea Bulldogs” and so on and so forth all wearing the Drake shirt. One would think a man who went to a college of 3,200 students in Iowa would be pumped to see a fan so far from the school. Apparently Mr. Johnson was not amused as he walked right past me. Stunned I turned to my friend and we decided to walk up the second hole with Mr. Johnson. There were somewhere between 3-6 fans around the second green so I got right up by the ropes where the players walked off and got ready to high five this Drake legend while wearing a Drake shirt. After the players finished on the next hole I again started with the yelling and cheering for Drake. I knew Zach would at least give a nod. However, as Zach walked over he put his eyes on the ground and kept walking right past me. My heart wasn’t broken but what if that was a little kid? God might be on Zach’s side but I am not.

9) Pat Perez- Many people who know me may be surprised to read this but over the last 2 years or so I have become convinced that it is much more likely that a man will become successful if he is married than if he is not. If you are looking for evidence look no further than Pat Perez. Everything I had ever read about Pat was he enjoyed a party as much as the next guy. He was always very talented but never won. Then he got married last winter and suddenly he is playing much better and has a win under his belt. He is likely not allowed to go out like he used to and it is probably good for his game.

8) Nick Watney- Every week of 2009 you turn on your television (or internet) and there is Nick Watney’s name on your leaderboard. He has played great all winter with a win in San Diego, a second at Doral and a 4th at Bay hill. Johnny Miller described him as looking like a deer in headlights no less than 10 times during the final round at Doral but he hung tough with Fat Phil all day. It is good to have a young American playing so good.

7) Retief Goosen- Retief Goosen made the fashion statement of the year on tour this year when he did his best to dress for “To Catch a Predator.” He has also turned his game around this year. Retief has won in both Africa and America so far this year and has historically been quite strong on the lush green fairways in Augusta. I hope Retief wears those sunglasses but I am almost certain we will be seeing him teeing off late on Sunday.


Retief in his shades

6) Not so Fat Phil- If this is your first preview one thing you can be sure of is you wont be reading many positive words about the man who plays left handed. So I reluctantly acknowledge that Phil has lost a decent amount of weight the last couple years and when the U.S. Open returns to Bethpage Black (The Black) this year his boobs wont be bouncing around in a turtleneck like they were in 2002. All that said, Phil is still the jerk he has always been and nothing proves it more than what he did at Riviera this year. The great Boom Boom and Phil were in the final group and dueling down the stretch. Phil was all over the map and Freddie was looking good. They arrived at the 16th tee tied. Freddie had the honor and teed off first. He hit a nice shot about 15 feet from the green. Then Fat Phil clearly asked him something and I suspect that the question was “what club did you hit?” This is clearly a violation of the rules, but Boom Boom being the nice guy that he is told Phil the answer. Phil then proceeded to get lucky and hit a good shot to 3 feet. Freddie missed and Phil made to take a one shot lead and that was it. Phil went on to win and Boom Boom was left knowing he was the better man.

Due to Boom Boom’s generosity Phil is now playing very good (although a little inconsistent) and should really be a factor down the stretch. He might even be leading on Sunday. However, he will step up to the 16th tee and he won’t know what club to hit. Freddie won’t be there to tell him and a certain bogey or worse will follow.

5) Steely (Henrik Stenson)- The man of steel is on his way to becoming a staple in the top five of the world rankings. So far this year he has played six times on the PGA and European tours combined and has three top 3’s. Additionally he finished 3rd and 4th in the last two majors of 2008. Yet the only thing most know about the man is he hit a shot in his underwear at Doral. If the man of steel is wearing green Sunday night don’t be surprised and get ready for the Swede to enter the race for second best player in the world later this summer.


A photo for our lady friends

4) Ian Poulter- I could not possibly be higher on Ian. Even though he didn’t end up winning he showed me all I needed to see last year during the British Open. He then followed it up with strong showing at the Ryder Cup. I have just one apprehension for Ian and that is the clothes he wears. I have a theory that the golf gods have a certain type of wardrobe they prefer out of their golfers and it is a more traditional look than Ian usually embraces. My personal feeling is the golf gods like checkered or solid colored pants and a collared shirt. The two most glaring examples of the golf gods penalizing people for their brazen disregard of the dress code is the career of David Duval and the 2007 US Open. In regards to Mr. Duval he was the one who started this mock neck, no collar trend, and the golf gods haven’t ever let him live it down. The 2007 US Open was without a doubt Tigers to lose. He got the lead in the final round and I expected him to cruise to the title like he always does. However, he was wearing the worst shirt Tiger has ever worn and the golf gods spoke. Angel Cabrera should have thanked Nike’s goofy golf fashion department for that title. So if Ian wears reasonable clothes all week look out. I would not be surprised at all if he wins the U.S. Open or British either. Especially the British Open where the golf gods have a little more liberal wardrobe policy.

3) AK23 (Anthony Kim)- I have been a fan of AK since 2005 and I see no reason to change that stance now. AK has not had a great start to the year, but I think he has been getting ready for the breakout we expected. AK could be the guy to challenge Tiger for the next ten years. For that to happen, someone is going to have to be cocky and good. Hopefully this is the guy. It would be special to watch.

2) Tiger- In my book until Tiger wins more than 18 majors he will be considered the second best player of all time. I am sure for some he is already considered the best player and to some it will take more than that. Early in his career, one of the criticisms of Tiger when compared with Jack is his lack of seconds in majors since Jack had 19. It seems in recent years Tiger has set out to break even that record. I could talk all day about the man who will one day be considered the best this game has ever seen but if he gets off to a good start on Thursday the field is in serious trouble. If he lays back and tries to not to shoot himself out of it Thursday and then lurks up the leader board all weekend he can be beat.

1) Geoff Ogilvy- I have been a fan of Mr. Ogilvy since I watched him in the 2004 U.S. Open hitting pitch shots for hours at the range. I became an even bigger when he was involved in one of the more amusing U.S. Open finishes in 2006 even though he was just sitting calmly drinking a Fosters watching the Mickel-slam fall apart before our very eyes. Since then he had played solid. Then all of the sudden the calm Australian started winning this year and looks poised to take over as the world’s second best player. No Australian has ever won at Augusta but that has to end sometime and I see no reason why it wont be this year.

Final note to my hosts this weekend- When Geoff wins we will go to Outback eat bloomin’ onions, drink Fosters and eat Aussie chicken.

2008 Masters Preview




Welcome Back Friends,

It is hard to believe that it was a year ago that Mr. Johnson was sliding his arms into a new shiny green jacket. We are back again to provide you the fan with the most complete Masters preview on the web.

I like, many of you. used to rush home from middle school to watch the USA Network. Many years ago the USA Network had back to back Saved by the Bell episodes, followed up by back to back Saved by the Bell episodes on TBS. It was a great 2 hour block of tv, and my neighbors, sisters and I spent many a day learning lifes lessons from the halls of Bayside High. However, there was also one very special week a year on the USA Netowrk.
I became totally obsessed with the Masters in 1995. I can remember rushing home from school to see what had gone on that day (remember this was prior to the internet). I had also recently read both of Harvey Penick’s books and was touched by the emotional salute Gentle Ben was giving to his former teacher. Through the years I remember rushing home from school on many different occasions to see what had happened that day in Augusta, none more vividly than the day Tiger shot 40-30 in the 1997 Masters. When I jumped out of the mini-van that would later be named Fred, there was always one friendly face waiting for me live from the Butler Cabin. As I anxiously awaited to see the news, Bill Macatee was always there to bring me up to speed. Bill is the best Thursday/Friday golf coverage guy there is. He understands the casual fan would not be there until Sunday afternoon. Thursday and Friday is for the die hards. He lets us enjoy the action. He lets us hear the birds chirp, and the ball rattle in the cup. He keeps us informed, but does not speak more than necessary. He lets the Masters Music play as we scroll through the scores, and talks about Augusta with the reverence that a place of that stature deserves.
Therefore, it was with great shock and horror that on October 11, 2007 I received an email notifying me that ESPN was taking over coverage on the first two days of the Masters. Before I considered all the controversies that ESPN will try to stir up so the Around the Horn guys have something to talk about, I thought about Bill. Mike Tirico is replacing Bill in the Butler Cabin this year, and it is just not going to be the same. It is not so much that I think Mike does a bad job, and I know that ESPN will have 50 guys on the course and we are going to hear from all of them, but Bill was so great at his job. So I ask you golf fan worldwide (or my 10-20 person circle of friends) when you are sipping on your Bloomin’ Boom Boom Thursday and Friday raise a toast to a man whose job was taken from him at the height of his powers. I am not sure if we will ever see another Thursday/Friday guy like him. To Bill.

Now onto the Golfers- As mentioned above we have detailed all 94 players in the field this year, grouping them is relatively easy to follow categories. A special thanks to Kenny Riddell for his contributions this year. He provided the write-ups on both Camilo and Steely Stenson, the two best of the bunch.

The Heroes

One of the greatest things about the Masters is the fact that all the former Champions come back. There is the “Champions Dinner” and then a lot of these guys tee it up Thursday and Friday.

Gary Player- Gary is probably the most underrated player in history. The history has been shaped by the golf media, the fifties are defined by Hogan and the sixties by Jack and Arnie. Hogan and Jack were both the best players of their era, and Palmer was a great player, but Gary won more majors than Arnie and won more internationally than anyone in history. He will pass Arnie this year for most starts the same time Boom Boom breaks his record for cuts made at the Masters. I might wear all black on Friday in honor of Gary.

Ben Crenshaw- Ben won the first Masters when I really got into the Masters. Not only did he honor a great man with his victory he provided one of the greatest victory flops of all time. I think the top 3 victory flops of all time are 1) Roger (Federer) after winning a Grand Slam with the fall to the knees back bend 2) Glass Joe after a Little Mac knock out (not technically a victory flop) 3) Ben

Additionally, a couple years ago Ben wore all Augusta National apparel. A good rule of thumb is if you are not sponsored you do not have a chance to win.

Raymond Floyd- I would have loved to see Raymond in action in his prime. It just seems when he was going good, no one could beat him.

Sandy Lyle- I would like to publicly apologize to Sandy for not knowing the greatness of his career. I had always lumped him in with Larry Mize as a bit of a one hit wonder, who got lucky and made a shot from off the green to win the Masters. However, he was a top 10 worlwide player from the late seventies until the early nineties, and won two majors. Then his prime was over in his mid-thirties. I think a good comparison is a poor man’s Seve.

Larry Mize- In 1987, Larry Mize’s chip in might have changed the course of golf history. Had The Shark won that playoff, maybe he gets over the proverbial “hump.” The Shark could have won 8-10 majors and probably would have won the 1996 Masters and been defending champ when a young Tiger came along. Maybe they have a Jack and Arnie type rivalry, maybe Faldo keeps practicing because he is so mad that The Shark beat him. I don’t know. Great shot Larry, have fun this weekend, and see you again next year.

Craig Stadler- Interesting fact I learned about The Walrus: He has a brother who records new age music, and had an album called Fairyheart Magic and is an expert at lightshows. This doesn’t have any relevance to his chances of winning, but he won 26 years ago. Nicklaus has the largest spread of victories of 25 years ago and The Walrus is not the Golden Bear.

Ian Woosnam- I wonder if that caddie that cost Woosy the British a couple years ago is still alive. Good to see he is still teeing it up.

Fuzzy Zoeller- If you told an 18 year old today, that 11 years ago Fuzzy was one of the 10 most popular players in the world and the media’s favorite player is there any chance they would believe you? Alan Jackson could have added a verse about doing press conferences at Augusta after a bunch cocktails to his timeless classic, “That’s another good reason not to drink.”

Tom Watson- When I look at the guys between 20-28 on tour right now I don’t see anyone like Tom. He came along a few years after Jack had become the best player in the world and played with him and beat him. There is not one guy I see that is capable of doing the same. The only young guy that doesn’t fall apart when Tiger is near him on the leaderboard is Geoff Ogilvy and he does not appear to have the fight like Tom did. Someday it would be nice to see someone other than Bob May and Brad Bryant make Tiger work hard to win. Think how many more awesome celebrations Tiger could come up with after he has mastered the hat throw. Look at the great celebrations Jack came up with, the putter throw (British Open) and the putter raise (’86 Masters). Verne would also be up there with Al Michaels for signature calls. All we need is another Watson.

Mark O’Meara- Ten years ago three men battled down the stretch of Augusta for the coveted green jacket. Those men were Freddie “Boom Boom” Couples, David Duval and Mark O’Meara. At the time Duval was 26 and was the best player in the world, Freddie was super talented but had back problems and Mark was a little past his prime of winning the Crosby Clambake every year (Book recommendation: The Match). If you could guess which two would still be good golfers would it have been Mark and Freddie? Apparently Mark came with Tiger last weekend so he has gotten plenty of practicing in this week.

Jose Maria Olazabal & Bernard Langer- I am doing to same thing that here by bunching them together, but do you realize these two have a total of four green jackets in their closets (two each). These guys are both awesome golfers. However, what might be the best thing about them is they have been rocking the LaCoste their entire careers. From the eighties when it was cool through the lean years in the nineties all the way back to now, where we have our very own LaCoste store at the mall.

I should also point out that Bernard has won twice this year on the Senior Tour and I think he will make the cut, especially if the weather is bad as they are expecting.

Unknowns
Every year there are a few guys I have not heard of when I first read the field.

Liang Wen Chong- Apparently Liang is from China and dominates the Asian tour. I think the biggest concern at this point is a protest breaking out in his group.

Drew Weaver- Drew might be the most unlikely guy in the field. He won the British Amateur last summer. Prior to winning that tournament he was the second best player on his college team, and had never played a links course. Magically he won and now he is in the Masters.

Prayad Marksaeng- I have no idea how this guy got invited to play in the Masters. He is 42 and won enough events in Asia and somehow get in the top 100. This guy should be sending Jumbo Ozaki a thank you note and a shirt for somehow convincing the world fifteen years ago that the golf tournaments in Asia were real.

Richard Sterne- This guy might become a legitimate player. He has climbed inside the top 30 in the world rankings, won a few times in Europe and made the cut in both PGA tour events he has played this year. Maybe this guy is really well known and I am just behind the curve.

Michael Thompson- This guy is a really good young player who was the runner-up in the U.S. amateur this year. He is also an Eagle Scout so he should be able to handle the elements as well as anyone in case the weather is bad.

The Hansen brothers- Carson Daly called it when “MMMbop” was big. I believe in the July 23, 1997 taping of TRL he predicted that these guys would play in the Masters. I guess it is time to move this prediction from pending to correct.

Note: Anders and Soren are not actually brothers.

Martin Kaymer- This guy is 23, has won a European tour event, and is now in the top 50 in the world. He is also German. I am thinking the next Bernard Langer.

Saturday Trip Home
I hope these guys enjoyed their week because I don’t see them playing on the weekend

Johnson Wagner- First, let me apologize to the Hokies out there for being critical of both your players so close together. However, Johnson won last week to get in and probably has not slept since. I don’t know how you could. All that said, my biggest issue with Johnson is his sponsor. I am a big fan of Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffett, but after the Dream Machine was found dead on the side of the road last year and the driver of the 1991 Lexus was insured by Geico I have not been a big fan. Next year when Johnson comes back with a General Re or Mutual of Omaha sponsor I could see him in my personal top 10.

Ben Curtis- I am a big fan of Ben Curtis. He is from the finest state in the union, played golf at a MAC school and is sponsored by the NFL. There really is nothing not to like. However, Ben is not playing very well this year. His best finish this year was at the glorified Nationwide event in Puerto Rico, played the same week as Doral. I predict Ben will be on tour for 23 years, and win about 10 times. A Jay Haas type.

Vaughn Taylor- Having played for Augusta State, Vaughn was a media darling last year. I think the Tiger hype has caused the media to go wild this year and they cant do any other stories. This is very similar to how ESPN handles baseball focusing all their time on two teams. Those of us with the internet are able to follow Vaughn and see things are not going that well this year, and he is not a big hitter. Since they are calling for rain and cold that is not going to help. Hopefully Vaughn can hit up the local fraternity parties this weekend and make the most of his visit.

Shaun Micheel- This is it for Shaun. The PGA champion gets a five year exemption to the Masters, and he won five years ago. After starting out the year like the next Hogan by missing 7 of 8 cuts, things have turned around and he has finished 21st and 26th his last two events. As an Indiana alum, I suspect he got a little caught up in the Kelvin Sampson debacle this winter.

Win a Date (Todd Hamilton)- I actually received an email from Win a Date this week, see below:

Dear Stan,

Am I alive?

I had to do some research to get back to him, but I found out that yes Todd is alive. He played in 28 tournaments last year and made the cut eight times with his best finish being 37th. Todd’s exemption to the Masters ends next year so I hope he enjoys the next two years.

Chuck Howell- I was beginning to worry about Chuck, until last weekend. I was watching the golf tournament Sunday afternoon discussing with my roommate what happened to Chuck Howell when all of a sudden I saw hope for the young man. Let me start by saying that apparently Chuck now endorses Bridgestone. He was in a commercial for Bridgestone that came on. In the commercial he is at a drag race with Boom Boom and Brandt Snedeker. Boom tees off and his ball races a drag car, and Chuck is there cheering him on. Finally the ball beats the car and Chuck is pumped. I think spending some time with Boom Boom might help Chuck to loosen up a little. However, Chuck hasn’t played good since early 2007.

Camilo Villegas – I famously overreacted during Camilo’s breakthrough tournament in Doral several years back by telling Jared Henry and Duffey Phelps that we would be “bouncing our grandchildren on our knees and telling stories about how we had the pleasure of watching young Camilo Villegas play the game of golf’. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that prediction will end up being slightly off. In my defense, what I saw that day was a guy who is huge off the tee, imaginative around the greens, popular with the female galleries, and has the strangest green reading technique in the history of the PGA Tour. What I see now is a gimmick. I see a guy who would rather be a male model than a professional golfer. I see a guy who needs to go back to his roots of being the next Severiano Ballesteros and forget about the fashion show he seems intent on putting on every time he tees it up. I see a guy who is almost singlehandedly responsible for World Anti-Doping chairman Dick Pound’s interest in steroids in golf. I see a writer desperately searching for an excuse to include the name Dick Pound into his guest column in the Masters Preview. My apologies. As for the strangest green reading technique in the history of the PGA Tour, does he do this for any reason other than to threaten Fred Couples’s 25-year reign over the “Worst Back on Tour” list? Camilo, we all know you are just trying to show off your body to the female section. It’d be a lot safer if you just played all of your rounds with your shirt off. Please don’t tell Fat Phil Mickelson about that strategy though. Where does all of this lead us? An MC for Camilo.

The Mechanic (Miguel Angel Jimenez)- The Mechanic is a very solid player and he has played solid/average this year so far. However, he hits it short and wildly. This course really does not suit his game.

Jerry Kelly- I cant remember a tournament other than the Greater Milwaukee Open where Jerry played well. But somehow he is always in about 14th in Ryder cup points and in every major. According to wikipedia his nickname is “the Cylinder” because he makes so many clutch putts. He has only won twice so I don’t see how that is possible. I like the nickname though.

Brian Bateman- Brian won a tournament last July. Since then he has missed more than half the cuts in tournaments he has played and his best finish is 44th, if you don’t count the Mercedes where he finished 23rd out of 31 players. Needless to say this does not inspire a lot of confidence in him.

Richard Green- I am not sure where to find this kind of information but with Green, Queer, Fatty, and O’Hern this has to be the most left handers ever to play in the Masters in one year. Bob Charles must be beaming wherever he is.

John Rollins- As a VCU alum, John was inspired by the victory over Duke last year in the NCAA to have his best year on tour. This pushed him to a 20th place finish at Augusta. With VCU missing the tournament this year, I am not expecting a lot from John.

Brandt Snedeker- I am a big fan of Brandt. If everyone played golf like he did the world would be a better place, or at least it would take less time to play golf. Augusta is so hard and precision is so important I have a feeling the walk up and hit strategy Brandt employs could cause some trouble and lead to big numbers. I hope I am wrong.

David Toms- I think David is in borderline retirement. Who really can blame him either? Lets review his life. His wife is incredibly good looking. He has probably made $15-$20 million over the last five years. He won a major, so that monkey is off his back. Finally, he is not as talented as Tiger and Phil so he has to work really hard to compete. Two years ago he put it on cruise control and he has the greatest life ever. He can just play 20 weeks a year and then hang out in his mansion the rest of the time.

Heath Slocum- Heath qualified for the Masters by playing pretty good and playing almost every week. There is really nothing else to say. He is a homeless mans Vijay.

Nick Watney- One of the most curious things about golf is why companies sponsor the players they do. My guess is a lot of people have never heard of this guy, but he stars in a Lexus commercial. In the commercial he just drives a Lexus up to a golf course and gets out. Why would Lexus pay him six figures for this? Why not just get a model to do it? The greatest example of this of course continues to be your 1988 PGA Champion Jeff “Paychex” Sluman..

Tripp Kuehne- Most of us first heard of Tripp in 1994 when the legend of Tiger truly began at the 1994 U.S. Amateur. For those of you who don’t remember Tripp had Tiger 5 down with 12 to play and got beat. Two additional facts, Tiger was wearing a straw cap and made a putt on 17 which caused the birth of the fist pump. As a result of his runner-up finish Tripp played in the 1995 Masters. Since then both of his siblings won U.S. amateurs, and his brother Hank started dated Venus Williams. I recently read an article in Golf Magazine that talked about how Tripp became obsessed with winning a U.S.G.A. event. He finally did it this year with the mid-am and got invited back to Augusta. However, Tripp has announced his “retirement” from serious amateur golf after The Masters. It has been an odd 14 years for Tripp.

Jeev Milkha Singh- I know it is America’s dream as well as the members of Augusta National to have a Singh and Singh final pairing on Sunday, but I just don’t see it happening this year.

Toru Taniguchi- I think we need to revise the world rankings if guys who play in Asia all the time are in the top 50 in the world. He has played in 17 majors before this Masters and has made 3 cuts. How is that top 50 in the world?

Shingo- This is really ridiculous how many guys that play exclusively in Asia qualified based on the world rankings. Not to be hating on the Japanese Cowboy but he qualified for the Masters because he was ranked in the top 50 of the world as of 12/31/07. His world ranking was based on 55 events, 6 of the tournaments were not in Asia.


Going to miss church Sunday
These guys will be around for the weekend, but they will be starting early Sunday.

Justin Leonard- Justin doesn’t hit it far enough to contend at Augusta, but he seems to have gotten his game back together. He won a major when he was 25, and almost won one the next year. It would have been the opposite Mark O’Meara. Not to go crazy about advertising but why does Nike sponsor anyone besides Tiger?

Scott Verplank- For a longtime I was a hater on Verplank. However, after he pulled out the victory in honor of Byron Nelson I respect him. I will still be opposed to anymore captains picks for teams though.

Steve Lowery- I thought Lowery paid Vijay off to blow it at Pebble. There was no other explanation for Vijay playing so bad on Sunday. Then I watched Bay Hill and saw the same thing happen on Saturday for Vijay. Good to have an old vet around. He is the kind of guy that if he gets hot he could challenge, but things will have to go perfectly.

Luke Donald- Luke finished 3rd at Augusta in 2005 and 10th last year, and he has almost everything you really want at Augusta, but he just doesn’t hit it far enough. It is also supposed to rain Saturday. This will make the course too long for most players, including Luke.

Robert Karlsson and Niclas Fasth- Sweden is the hot bed of non-descript golfers. Even Annika doesn’t really have a personality. Jesper must have been the wildest guy over there.

Justin Rose- Justin has had one of the most interesting careers of anyone in the field. After turning pro at 17 Justin was terrible for two years as he figured out how to play. Then he got hot around 2002 and starting winning in Europe. He started playing in both Europe and the US as he figured out what he was doing. He kept that pace for a while, and then last year he started playing good in the majors. He finished very close to the top 10 in all four majors last year including a fifth at the Masters. I would look for another solid performance in the majors this year and expect him to challenge starting next year.

Boo Weekley- As John Daly drinks himself out of the game, I am glad Boo emerged as someone his fans can see. After I read Daly’s book I compared the entire book to reading only the dialogue portion of Huck Finn. Listening to Boo talk is kind of like if after the raft trip Huck had gotten into pro golf.

Tim Clark- Tim always seems to be sneaking around on Sunday and backdooring a top 10 in a major. If you have him on your fantasy team and you can play him Sunday I strongly suggest it.

Brett Wetterich- Brett had a meteoric rise from no name journey man to Ryder Cup and top 20 player in the world. Brett’s game is a little unorthodox but he has some of the tools you need at Augusta. He hits it long, but you have to be worried about that swing holding up on the back nine on Sunday.

Peter Lonard- I have worn the same contact lenses for a couple months now. I just read that Lonard developed conjunctivitis from doing this as well. This is not good news for me, but maybe an indirect result of getting conjunctivitis is playing in the Masters.

Robert Allenby and Stuart Appleby- With the exception of Stu’s extremely long hair going everywhere I still cant tell the difference here. Both top 50 guys who rarely win or contend.

Daniel Chopra- Jeev gets all the glory for being an Indian golfer but Chopra is also from India, but his mother is Swedish. Anybody who was allowed by the Chinese government to hit a ball off the Great Wall of China has to be taken seriously.

Ian Poulter- Every major it seems like Ian makes an appearance on the leaderboard. He looks goofy most of the time, but I think his style suits him. Depending on what is going on at the time (i.e. the quest for the Grand Slam), I think Ian could be a great pick to win the British.

D.J. Trahan- D.J. is a good young player. However, the most interesting thing I have ever heard about him is the fact that his Dad had 13 hole in ones. If my Dad had 13 hole in ones I don’t even know what might happen.

Michael Campbell- Michael seems to go up and down. Six years ago he was on fire. Then he went cold for a couple years. Suddenly he is hot again and won the U.S. Open by holding off Tiger. It seems he is cold again now though.

Nick O’Hern- Nick is a very streaky player day to day. If you review his results he often goes 66-75 or vice versa. If he ever held it together for four full days he would be really hard to beat.

Nick Dougherty- Nick, who happens to be 7 days older than me, is a player. He was a superstar amateur and was on the European tour at the age of 19. Unfortunately, he got sick and missed two years. Now he is back, and I think he could be the next really good player out of Europe. Faldo is his idol so hopefully he will be nails like Nick was. Call me a fan.

Aaron Oberholser- Aaron is the biggest dork on tour. Every comment he makes is a complaint or an insult. He is also really good and personality flaws don’t show up on the scorecard.

Steve Flesch- This is a sentence from Wikipedia about Steve, “His first win on the PGA Tour was the 2003 HP Classic of New Orleans, but he is probably best known for his come-from-behind victory at the 2004 Bank of America Colonial.” Yea what a tournament that Colonial was.

Steven Ames- Stephen did not endear himself to the golfing public when he sort of took a shot at Tiger a few years ago. I don’t really care about that. My biggest problem with Mr. Ames is his incredible resemblance to Mr. Ed.

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John Senden- John is having a pretty good year so far. He says if he wasn’t on tour he would be a sheep farmer in Australia. Outside of the fact that they are both outdoors, I don’t think there are two professions more different.

Jonathan Byrd- It is good to see Jon getting his game together.

Woody Austin- I think it is hard to say who had a better PGA last year between Tiger and woody. Tiger won so he gets a point there but Woody emerged as a renegade goofball who wasn’t afraid to go after Tiger, even if his points made no sense. His high finish catapulted him to the President’s Cup where he became America’s hero by falling into a lake. Woody is now a borderline superstar. He is very much like a goofy 2000 Hal Sutton. Tiger’s life continued as normal. You tell me who the winner was.

Calc (Mark Calcavechia)- Calc is just dominating life right now. His golf game is good, he is married to a woman 20 years younger than him. However, I don’t think he has the putter needed to win at Augusta.

Badds (Aaron Baddelly)- Ever since the MacGregor commercial went off the air, Badds has improved significantly. Is it possible he was as embarrassed as he should have been? Badds contended at Oakmont when the fairways and course were dried out and the ball rolled. But I don’t think he hits it far enough off the tee to be a factor at Augusta if it plays like they are saying it will.

Paul Casey- I respect Casey for choosing to live and play golf in his native country rather than coming to the U.S. I would much rather live where I knew what was going on than in a foreign country. However, you would also think he might want to win a major and compete to be the best player in the world. Since 3 of the 4 majors are played in the U.S. every year it would suit him to play over here more I would think.

Goose (Retief Goosen)- Remember when there was the big five of Tiger, Phil, Vijay, Ernie and Goose? Apparently all the driving ranges in South Africa closed. What a shame because Ernie and Goose had some talent.

Lee Westwood- Every year the media falls in love with Westwood and Darren Clarke. Here are Lee’s results the last eight years in majors. Color me not sold.

Tournament 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007
The Masters
CUT DNP 44 DNP DNP CUT CUT T30
U.S. Open
T5 CUT DNP DNP T36 T33 DNP T36
The Open Championship
T64 T47 CUT CUT 4 CUT T31 T35
PGA Championship
T15 T44 CUT CUT CUT T17 T29 T32


Zach Johnson- One year ago Zach became the proud owner of a new green jacket. I have to admit I did not see it coming. However, I never expected the ramifications of his win to stretch across sports to NCAA basketball. When Zach won, Drake was just little college is Iowa. Inspired by the greatness of Zach the basketball team went wild and was ranked in the top 25 most of the year. Unfortunately they were beat on what was probably single best play of the NCAA tournament.

My queer (Mike Weir) – Was there really a playoff at the Masters in the middle of Tiger and Phils prime that involved Mike Weir and Len Mattiace? How did that happen?

Jim Furyk- Is there anything to say about Jim that has not already been said? He has a funny swing, he is strikingly bald when the cap comes off, he is the worst dresser on tour, his dad is his teacher, he is a good putter, a top five player in the world and the most annoying player to watch on tour.

Andres Romero- As I mature at a very slow pace I am still able to make my schedule around sporting events. However, once in awhile I have to miss something. When that happens I stay updated on the action via text message from co-author Kenny Riddell. Last year during the British Open Kenny had to attend a wedding. As that was also the weekend my beloved automobile met its fate so I enjoyed a nice pancake breakfast at a restaurant within walking distance and returned to my apartment for 10 hours of golf. Anyways, I was watching the dual between Paddy and Sergio when all of a sudden some Argentinian I had never heard of had a two shot lead. In my texts to Kenny I simply referred to him as “some guy from Argentina” because that was all he was then. Predictably, especially at Carnoustie, Andres made a double and fell one shot short of the playoff. However, he won the next week and won at the Zurich a couple weeks ago. There are not too many 26 year olds with two worldwide wins. Keep your eye on Andres.

Sean O’Hair- Sean is money. He is good and he has won a few times.

Trevor Immelman- The I-Man has not raised his game to the next level like I was expecting. I figured we would be discussing him with the likes of Scott, Sergio and Ogilvy as the next level behind Phil and Tiger. He is not to that level yet though.

Adam Scott- Last week Adam Scott shot 63 in the first round. I told my roommate I expect him to win by 5 last week and then shoot 79 in the first round of the Masters. Scott then got sick and now cant practice this week. He could shoot between 15 under and 20 over and I would not be surprised.

John Holmes (J.B.)- The man who is singularly responsible for making my hand famous and short hand modeling career, before George Costanza beat me out. John came out on fire this year. In his short career he has proven to an exceptional west coast player, especially Phoenix which does not really make any sense because he is from Kentucky. John is an exciting player to watch, but just not a good enough putter to win at Augusta right now. Finally, John is sponsored by YUM! Brands. I wonder if he worked it out in his contract that he gets free all you can eat KFC buffets all over the U.S. and China? I imagine in his rookie deal he might not have had this savvy but in the next deal I think both parties know it is coming.


See you again next year
As we know the top 16 and ties are invited back to the Masters every year.

16) Paddy (Padraig Harrington)- Padraig won a major. I am still not really sure of that but I guess it happened. I saw he keeps the Claret Jug in the middle of his kitchen table. Good spot for it.

15) Angel Cabrera- For years Angel was the ultimate lurker at Augusta. He would show up on random days and make some noise and then fade down the stretch. Then all of the sudden he shows up on Sunday at what might be world’s hardest course (with all due respect to Winged Foot and Carnoustie) and wins the U.S. Open by beating the world’s best player. It was stunning to be honest, highlighted by the pack of smokes Angel ingested on 17 and 18.

14) Last year I grouped Henrik and Niclas Fasth. Of course unbeknownst to me at the time Henrik had become one of Kenny’s favorite golfers and Henrik also took an early first round lead. So this year I asked Kenny to write for Henrik (and Camilo) and was honored to have him accept.

Henrik Stenson - Ever since Stan and I witnessed the peak of David Duval’s career meltdown at the 2003 Memorial, I’ve been patiently waiting for a player of similar talent to come along. As much as I’m a believer in the ability of Hunter Mahan, Henrik “Steely” Stenson just might be the best prospect to have a Duval-esque career in a long time. First of all, he gets obvious extra points for being the second “Steely” since “Steely Dan”. Throw in the fact that he’s got Nick Faldo’s former caddy, Fanny, on the bag, and he sports the same wrap-around shades look as Double D did during his run in the late 90s and early 2000s, and I think we’ve got ourselves the next big foreign superstar. I honestly don’t think it’s unrealistic to expect two green jackets sitting in his champion’s locker someday. Let’s also not forget that before Tiger, Phil and “Hair Plugs” Johnson were donning green jackets, The Masters was OWNED by foreign golfers. Seve Ballesteros, Ian Woosnam, Bernhard Langer, and Jose Maria-Olazabal all handled Amen Corner in their day. Toss in Henrik’s wins at the WGC-Accenture Match Play and Dubai in 2007 and I would not be surprised to see Steely sneak in a top 5 at Augusta this year. Interesting sidebar question here: Would you rather buy stock in the careers of Geoff Ogilvy or Henrik Stenson? I’d be a buyer of Stenson’s all day long and I’ll be extremely disappointed if he only turns out to be the next Retief Goosen. He’s that good, folks. As for this week, I don’t think he’s ready to introduce himself to the world so let’s let Steely keep building on his reputation as a “Global Player” and earmark $50 to bet on him to win this year’s British Open.


13) Steve Stricker- The race for number 3 in the world is on and Steve is right in the middle of it. I really cant believe how fast Steve has climbed after he was basically off tour three years ago. One thing you will hear all week is that Steve is a great putter, and he is most of the time. The only time the flat stick lets him down is Sunday when he is near the lead. He missed about 4 3-5 footers to completely give away his chances at the British. He just seems to have a slight decel and leaves everything a little right.

12) The Lion (Vijay Singh)- Last year at this time the enthusiasm for the Lion was at an all time high. He had gone back to the belly putter won twice and was starting to look like the man that was actually better than Tiger a few years ago. What a difference a year makes. Vijay has given away two tournaments (Pebble and Bay Hill for those of you scoring at home), has changed putters and grips a few times, hasn’t made a 12 footer all year, and in the strangest move of all changed his swing and his clubs lie angle very dramatically. I hate to say it but the Lions days of winning the Masters are over. It just puts too much pressure on your ball striking to only be able to make birdies by two putting par fives and hitting it within 3 feet.

On a sidenote, there is a person on the floor where I work that is almost a dead ringer for Vijay. Hopefully she doesn’t read this but it is one of the highlights of my day to see her doing the Vijay walk.


11) Bubba Watson- I highly doubt Bubba will get it together long enough to make a run at the Masters, but if he does you will hear two things from the announcers. One, Bubba moves the ball a lot. Meaning he hits big slices and hooks on each shot. Second, he plays most of his practice rounds with Tiger. I have a theory for why Tiger has becomes friends with Bubba of all people. I call this my Charles Barkely theory. As has been well chronicled Michael Jordan and Charles are and were and are very good friends. Aside from being a person Michael liked, he also knew that Charles would never work hard enough to beat him. Michael hated Isaiah (Mickelson) seemed okay with the Legend (Vijay) and did not really think about many other guys of the time like Ewing, Reggie Miller, Clyde the Glide etc. Tiger knows that Bubba would fall apart if it was ever close between them so he has allowed him into the circle.


10) El Nino (Sergio Garcia)- One of my many theories about putting and life is that people don’t change a lot if they are happy with the way things are going. Well this year Sergio has changed putters and grips every week I have seen him. He also played one round with two putters in his bag. To his credit he only used one of the putters as he explained he only brought both in case something went wrong with the first one. Sounds like a confident man on the greens. Luckily for him, the greens at Augusta National are pretty easy to putt so having no confidence in the flat stick should not be a problem.

9) Hunter Mahan- My good friend, editor and contributing writer made a great call comparing Hunter Mahan to a pre-meltdown David Duval. Hunter was the #1 ranked junior coming out of high school, an all-american in college, and combined with Sean O’Hair one of the few young players playing well on a consistent basis.

8) Fatty (Phil Mickelson)- Following the Enron/Worldcom/Sarbanes Oxley blowup in the early part of this decade, three of the big four accounting firms spun off their consulting practices. Phil went from wearing the KPMG Consulting visor to Bearing Point. However, as the 2008 campaign begun Phil reemerged with a KPMG visor. I am not really sure why KPMG felt the need to advertise with Phil, but they did. This raised a very interesting question for me, if I worked at KPMG would I be able to handle having Phil as the face of the company? I think not. I would be looking for a new job right now.

7) K.J. Choi- Remember the 2003 U.S. Open? Don’t worry golf fans, it was won by the most boring major winner of all time, Jim Furyk. I point this out because very soon we are going to be dealing with a more forgettable major and a more boring champion. Someday soon K.J. is going to win a major. K.J. has quietly worked his way up to 6th in the world, won Tiger’s tournament and consistently can be found on the top of the leaderboard at majors. Tiger might do us all a favor and keep this from happening this year, but it is coming. I think we can all rest easy it did not happen when Hootie was in charge because the thick southern accent and Korean interpreter might have had a tough time.

6) Stewart Cink- After the debacle at Southern Hills in 2004 Stewie’s game fell apart for a little while. He has seemed to reemerge though recently with a string of top 5 finishes this winter/spring. He looks like a lock for the Ryder Cup. However, he has only won 4 times and almost always falls apart under pressure.

5) Rory Sabatini- Rory is a jerk, but I would like to thank him for providing us with one of the greatest moments in golf this year. Tiger invited Rory to play in his charity event in December called the Target World Challenge. Last year at Wachovia, Tiger and Rory had a bit of a tiff but Tiger invites the top twelve on the money list to his 16 player tournament. Rory decided to quit with one round to play, and Tiger was not happy. However, if Tiger would have blasted him in the media we would still be hearing about it on “Around the Horn.” That is when Captain America (Boom Boom) came swooping in to defend Tiger, and create two great things. One, an alliance between the worlds coolest man and the worlds greatest golfer, and a guarantee that we will be seeing Boom playing in the Target World Challenge for years to come. With the Skins game, the Target world challenge and the Masters, Boom can pretty much take off the rest of the year and make a good living.

4) The Big Easy (Ernie Els)- Three years ago the Big Easy announced he had the three year plan to become #1 in the world. That plan has worked out about as well as the 10 year plan from the Old Guy in Big Daddy. However, somewhat quietly for a top 10 player and three time major champion, the Easy has actually started playing pretty good. He almost/should have won in Dubai, but he also proved he still cant beat Tiger. But then he did actually win at the Honda. The Easy has traditionally played well at Augusta and I could see him doing something this weekend, until he looks at the leaderboard and sees “Woods.”


3) Boom Boom (aka Captain America) (Fred Couples)- When Boom took an early lead at Bay Hill it was all the internet could do to help from exploding. You could feel the excitement in the air. With Steve Lowery winning at Pebble and Jeff Maggert showing signs of life at the Honda, it was like the early nineties had returned. Sadly, Boom faded down the stretch and never really contended, but it was sign that Boom was back. Last year Mr. Couples only played 6 rounds on tour. Even the biggest die hard Duffey D had worries that maybe the end was in sight. However, we now know Freddie will be around for at least a few more years and this year he has a chance to break the record for most cuts made in a row at Augusta at 24.


2) Geoff Ogilvy- As soon I saw Geoff hitting pitch shots at the 2003 U.S. Open I was intrigued. Geoff later used that touch, with a little help from Monty and Phil, to get up and down on the last hole of the U.S. Open and win. Since then Geoff has become one of the best players in the world. Geoff has a great short game, hits it good and contends at all the big events. I am pretty sure we are looking at 3-4 majors for Geoff.


1) Tiger- I know, it is boring and I agree, but how can someone justify picking someone else. Tiger is the greatest player of all time or will be there soon enough, depending on how you judge. His only flaw is a mildly wild driver, but he has learned to put it away when he needs to and has been putting like a mad man. Tiger has gotten back to his form in the 2000-2002 form of not making any bogeys but he has also developed a penchant for making a bunch of birdies and going really low once a tournament. Once he gets into the lead and goes into par mode it is all over. I hope everyone enjoys their Masters weekend.